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I saw this picture of la Beckham today, and I really gasped...not with admiration which i imagine is how she'd like to believe others think of her, but truly with disbelief.

She's too thin!!!!

Look at those arms!


Does she think shes projecting a Protect me David/World because Im an adorable, fragile, breakable little doll like creature....

but she just looks plain wrong, and its too much! or too little, depending on how you choose to phrase it....


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right, I think I'll have some more chocolate.

It's coming yet for a' that, that Man to Man, the world o'er, shall brothers be for a' that. (Robert Burns)

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Sticktoria Beckham looks like she is getting worse.

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Back in the day, I used to fancy the pants off her.
Now.
She looks like a caricature from the 'Nightmare before Xmas'

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she's beginning to look like a Disney villain...Cruella de Ville, or Maleficent.....



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My penis has more girth than her arms.

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Posh looked her best in the video for Say You'll Be there.

This look is horrible. She looks like one of those bodies from Belsen.

Foo foo. Let's all foo foo.

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smeggypants wrote:My penis has more girth than her arms.

Nothing to boast about. lol

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She needs help if she thinks her look is attractive to anybody except someone with an anorexia fetish.

She used to be quite an attractive girl back in the day.



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:eek: She looks like a spray painted skeleton!

I hope the magazines aren't saying how good she looks (I don't buy any, I'd rather make up my own mind!)

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Raffles wrote:
smeggypants wrote:My penis has more girth than her arms.

Nothing to boast about. lol


I know, I realised that after posting. :oops: :oops: :oops:

:rofl: :rofl:

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smeggypants wrote:My penis has more girth than her arms.


I almost spat curry all over the monitor laughing when I read that. :howl:

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shes awful fancy rolling around a bed with that or Nigella Lawson

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Mike Strutter wrote:shes awful fancy rolling around a bed with that or Nigella Lawson

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*hyperventilates and wishes I were that ice-cream* :spike:

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Sticktoria Beckham is now being hired by those wanting a comfortable introduction to fisting!!

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smeggylad....lol

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Wow the unsmiling wafer thin skewer is back.....sorry I mean it's harder to see her now. Which is fine given that she has as much talent as posh spice.....ooooh the sarcasm :pp:



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What the fuck has she come as? Rosa Kleb?

Onwards and Upwards

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