Yeah yeah I know, but Smeggy's doesn't have a sub-forum for tits. Therefore he goes in celebs!!!
HAVING been barred by Princes William and Harry from their mother’s memorial service, Paul Burrell is desperate to make up with the young royals, according to pals of her former butler.
Burrell, 50, who has faced widespread criticism for shamelessly cashing in on Princess Diana’s name, was tellingly excluded from the service in 2007 by the
Princes, who had been close to him in their childhood.
Now the ex-servant, who is these days mainly based in Florida, is known to be anxious to “build bridges” with William and Harry after more than a decade of being out of contact.
“Paul adored William and Harry when they were young and they obviously knew each other well,” says a friend.
“The Princes even used to play with his sons Nicholas and Alexander when they were growing up. Paul was obviously very hurt when he was excluded from the memorial service and feels the Princes have been turned against him.
"But he feels life’s too short and is keen to restore good relations in some way. He still has contacts in the royal household, and there is a hope there might be a way of getting a message to them.”
Burrell, who faced ridicule for his shambolic performance at the Princess’s inquest last year, was recently the subject of a damaging Channel 4 documentary that alleged he had once been suspended as a footman after being implicated in a gay porn ring.
The programme, which featured his former gay lover Greg Pead, also claimed he married current wife Maria at the insistence of the Queen.
“Paul knows he’ll never be close to William and Harry again,” says the pal. “But it’s important to him to restore some kind of goodwill between them. He feels Diana would have hated the idea of them being on bad terms.”
I can't help wonder if Diana let Burrell give her some orgasms on those lonely nights while Camilla was hanging onto Charles' ears for dear life.