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Paris Hilton won't be naked at the Oscars 2008

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What a shame!!!

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That's because she's reportedly banned from attending. Even though she had bought a special dress and knickers for the event

Hilton - who infamously starred in home video sex-tape 'One Night in Paris' - had even splashed out £3 million (US $5,8 million) on a designer dress for the ceremony at Hollywood's Kodak Theatre.

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The hotel heiress' latest movie 'The Hottie and the Nottie' grossed just $9,000 at the US box office in its opening weekend. Hilton was devastated when she was told she could not attend the prestigious event on Sunday night.

A source said, "She's desperate to be taken seriously as an actress and hoped she would be able to network with film executives."

Another source said "Shes's not desperate to be taken seriously at al as she earns far too much money already for old rope and no knickers."

The things us girls aspire to eh?



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Well the Oscars are now on Sky, and Paris Hilton isn't naked. Well she isn't naked at the Oscars. She might be naked somewhere else.

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I'm not being funny...but....she's well mingin' :rofl:




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Trixiebelle wrote:I'm not being funny...but....she's well mingin' :rofl:


Would you kick her out of bed?

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smeggypants wrote:
Trixiebelle wrote:I'm not being funny...but....she's well mingin' :rofl:


Would you kick her out of bed?


Depends if she paid for me to be there.....it would have to be a lot! (complete with paper bag and a gag!)



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Paris wants to be taken seriously as an actress :rofl:

It ain't happening!!! Silly bint!

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Gurgles wrote:Paris wants to be taken seriously as an actress :rofl:


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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Trixiebelle wrote:I'm not being funny...but....she's well mingin' :rofl:


Would you kick her out of bed?


I wouldn't have the disease-ridden hoe in my HOUSE let alone in my BED :eek: :eek:




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£3 million for a dress :eek: :eek: :eek:



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