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Apparently a report has reported that Heather Mills, the ex bonk partner of Paul mcCartney, the botoxed ageing ex beatle who wrote many excellent songs, is set to host her own cookery show!! :eek4:

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An insider said Heather thinks cookery will turn her into Nigella Lawson but must expand on her meat recipies as her Leg of Lamb currently only serves one. A natural vegan following in the footsteps of Linda McCartney ( late wife of paul and namesake to a rather unhealthy range of vegetarian processed food ) Heather is also spouting about beign the next Oprah Winfrey. She is obviously intending to spend her diverce settlement on skin darkening and a calory rich diet.


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A spokesperson for Paul McCartney is alleged to have said "Paul is now relieved to be eating in McDonalds. Heather was a shit cook and is only trying desperately to get some cheap publicity. give it a few weeks and you'll see trying to enter the para-olympics"

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I used to really fancy an amputee girl called Shona. There's something oddly attractive about Heather Mills, but her PR company isn't doing her any favours that's for sure.

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A cookery show, bet she will be using ingredients that are slightly cheap! Well they will not cost an arm and a leg, just a leg!

OK! Bad taste i know!

I am sure she sacked her PR people sometime ago, she is doing her own PR as well as the court case!




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does anybody else think Paul McCartney and Heather Mills look quite alike? or is it just me.!

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Whirliegig wrote:does anybody else think Paul McCartney and Heather Mills look quite alike? or is it just me.!


They do look quite a like, i agree. The problem is they are totally different in personalities. They both lived here in Brighton and i can say that Paul is a gent, happy to talk and if he is not will politely say so. Heather on the other hand is full of attitude. A great example, i know someone that runs an opticians, she went to pick up some coloured contact lenses. The poor person honestly did not know who see was and she bit back with the classic "Don't you know who i am?" She has also demanded to be let in the fire escape at one of the local cinema's so people would not notice her!




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Whirliegig wrote:does anybody else think Paul McCartney and Heather Mills look quite alike? or is it just me.!


They do! And so do a lot of couples, I've noticed.... :chin: Glad it's not just me seeing the resemblance.

Oh... and some people look like their pet, but that is common knowlegdge... :D



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Whirliegig wrote:does anybody else think Paul McCartney and Heather Mills look quite alike? or is it just me.!


They do! And so do a lot of couples, I've noticed.... :chin: Glad it's not just me seeing the resemblance.

Oh... and some people look like their pet, but that is common knowlegdge... :D

Yeah I've developed a tail a big nose and floppyears :)

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I always thought her cooking was a bit wooden. :o

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Scott Nelson wrote:What will she cook for us? Leg of lamb? :chin:


Probably. Serves one.

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What a shame that a terrible injury is being mocked. I know Heather Mills hasn't endeared herself to people, but making fun of the loss of a limb is the sort of humour that spiteful children indulge in :clap:




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Whirliegig wrote:does anybody else think Paul McCartney and Heather Mills look quite alike? or is it just me.!

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All media eyes will be on Macca now to see who, if anyone, he'll go out with next :eek4:





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