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Posh Spice too Nice on American Idol [and very very thin!]

I couldn't help thinking that Skeletor has got even thinner in the following photo ....

Posh Spice, you're TOO nice: Victoria Beckham 'tried hard to be liked' on American Idol

Victoria Beckham’s debut as an American Idol judge proved less than successful when she was branded 'too nice' for the show’s panel.

Posh Spice, 35, stepped in for one episode following the departure of long-time judge Paula Abdul, but some Idol backroom staff called her performance 'icy and wooden'.

And others said the former Spice Girl tried hard to be liked by the contestants, drawing comparison with Girls Aloud star Cheryl Cole, who frequently burst into tears while judging the British version of the programme, The X-Factor.
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Stretching out: An incredibly lean Victoria Beckham reaches out to shake hands
with a fan at the American Idol auditions in Denver over the weekend


She was on the charm offensive as she arrived at the auditions in Denver, stopping to shake hands with contestants as she made her way into the auditorium.

But rather than being won over by her smile, it's more than likely most were left shocked by the state of the 35-year-old's incredibly thin and sinewy arms and shoulders.
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What me Brother in Law Said * You wouldnt know wether to fuck her or make a wsh :rofl: :rofl:

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Dolls wrote:What me Brother in Law Said * You wouldnt know wether to fuck her or make a wsh :rofl: :rofl:


Well I certainly wouldn't fuck her in that state ...... so it's the 'Wish' then ....

Wish she was curvy and then fuck her!!!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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Dolls wrote:What me Brother in Law Said * You wouldnt know wether to fuck her or make a wsh :rofl: :rofl:


Well I certainly wouldn't fuck her in that state ...... so it's the 'Wish' then ....

Wish she was curvy and then fuck her!!!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:





I fink its that old thing when you make a wish with the effin chicken wish bone!!!! :rofl:

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Dolls wrote:
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Dolls wrote:What me Brother in Law Said * You wouldnt know wether to fuck her or make a wsh :rofl: :rofl:


Well I certainly wouldn't fuck her in that state ...... so it's the 'Wish' then ....

Wish she was curvy and then fuck her!!!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:





I fink its that old thing when you make a wish with the effin chicken wish bone!!!! :rofl:


Oh yeah I got that one :cheers: - She'd snap if you fucked her so I suppose the outcome would be the same. maybe do both at the same time?

"I wish I wasn't fucking you!" :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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She needs a few meat pies!!!!!

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John lee Pettimore wrote:She needs a few meat pies!!!!!


She needs top eat full stop. I am sure she must be anorexic.




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Dolls wrote:What me Brother in Law Said * You wouldnt know wether to fuck her or make a wsh :rofl: :rofl:


:howl: :howl: :howl: Brilliant you are a tonic Dolls ...a real tonic :rofl: ...now if I can just find the Gin ! :rofl:




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John lee Pettimore wrote:She needs a few meat pies!!!!!


She needs top eat full stop. I am sure she must be anorexic.


I think she is. She probably sees that picture and thinks she's fat.

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Jessica Rabbit wrote:
John lee Pettimore wrote:She needs a few meat pies!!!!!


She needs top eat full stop. I am sure she must be anorexic.


I think she is. She probably sees that picture and thinks she's fat.


as the old man would say ...."More meat on a Butchers pencil" :rofl: god I love the olduns :D




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annie27 wrote:
smeggypants wrote:
Jessica Rabbit wrote:
John lee Pettimore wrote:She needs a few meat pies!!!!!


She needs top eat full stop. I am sure she must be anorexic.


I think she is. She probably sees that picture and thinks she's fat.


as the old man would say ...."More meat on a Butchers pencil" :rofl: god I love the olduns :D


My penis is fatter than her arm!!!

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smeggypants wrote:
annie27 wrote:
smeggypants wrote:
Jessica Rabbit wrote:
John lee Pettimore wrote:She needs a few meat pies!!!!!


She needs top eat full stop. I am sure she must be anorexic.


I think she is. She probably sees that picture and thinks she's fat.


as the old man would say ...."More meat on a Butchers pencil" :rofl: god I love the olduns :D


My penis is fatter than her arm!!!


errrrr not sure looking at her skinny arse thats a bragging point Smeggs :howl: it can be our little secret .... :rofl:




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annie27 wrote:
smeggypants wrote:
annie27 wrote:
smeggypants wrote:
Jessica Rabbit wrote:
John lee Pettimore wrote:She needs a few meat pies!!!!!


She needs top eat full stop. I am sure she must be anorexic.


I think she is. She probably sees that picture and thinks she's fat.


as the old man would say ...."More meat on a Butchers pencil" :rofl: god I love the olduns :D


My penis is fatter than her arm!!!


errrrr not sure looking at her skinny arse thats a bragging point Smeggs :howl: it can be our little secret .... :rofl:


'arm', not 'arse' dammit!!!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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Looks like skeleton Spice has landed £3 million to appear more permanently on American Idol. Oh dear.

From the article: "'There's some concern about whether viewers will think she's too skinny."

No Shit!!!! :eek: :eek:

Posh lands a fat £3m pay deal for American Idol, but her chances of success look slim

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1206865/Posh-Spice-lands-fat-3m-pay-deal-American-Idol-chances-success-look-slim.html

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