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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: No

49p biscuits? that's Asda Price!
plastic fire engines? that's Fisher Price!
selling rape stories to The Sun? That's Katie Price!

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That no was in response to Noel Edmonds btw

49p biscuits? that's Asda Price!
plastic fire engines? that's Fisher Price!
selling rape stories to The Sun? That's Katie Price!

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Tanya Hyde wrote::rofl: :rofl: :rofl: No



Don't say it's.......

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So which option will the dozy bint rely on in court ?

Accomplice, obstruction, false accusation, perverting the course of justice, (which includes 'fabricating/disposing of evidence), or simple perjury.

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i'm keeping schtum on that one ;)

49p biscuits? that's Asda Price!
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selling rape stories to The Sun? That's Katie Price!

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I'd seen one name bandied around so a intrigued to know who else is in the frame,



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Tanya Hyde wrote:Think a very popular early/mid 90's saturday night show one families could sit there and watch together.



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Channel Hopper wrote:
Tanya Hyde wrote:Think a very popular early/mid 90's saturday night show one families could sit there and watch together.



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Ted Rogers? :eek:



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So the police should get involved. She's a fuckin' muppet :mad: Why would you broadcast to the world you've been raped, but not tell the police :chin: :chin:

So are there anymore clues as to who it could be? Speaking of the "you've been..." in my above sentence, we used to watch "you've been framed" in the Jeremy Beadle days.

Wait a minute? Not the person who owns Gordon the Gofer?? :eek:



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John Leslie?

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Revealed: Man alleged to have raped Jordan is high-profile Scottish celebrity

http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scott ... -21682570/

THE man accused of raping glamour girl Jordan is a high-profile Scottish celebrity, the Record can reveal.

Cops yesterday confirmed they had quizzed the 31-year-old model - real name Katie Price - about the alleged attack.

The Record knows the identity of the man, who denies the sex attack claims and cannot be named for legal reasons.

He told reporters: "It has nothing to do with me."

Jordan blurted out the name of the alleged rapist during the filming of her ITV2 reality show, What Katie Did Next. Last night, police said they had yet to receive an official complaint from the model, the ex-wife of singer Peter Andre.

Detectives contacted her by phone yesterday and told her they would investigate.

But mum-of-three Jordan told them: "I'mnot going to say anything. What's past is past and I just want to forget about it the best I can. This whole thing has been a nightmare. I wish I had never said anything in the first place."

She later texted pals that the matter was closed and she didn't intend to speak to police again.

Jordan also claimed she was"mortified" to receive a call fromthe police.

She took the call as she was taking disabled son Harvey, seven, to Moorfields Eye Hospital in London with her mum Amy.

One onlooker said: "She looked like she'd seen a ghost when she realised who was on the other end of the phone."

Jordan claimed on Tuesday she was raped by a "famous celebrity", sparking a rash of speculation about his identity .

She initially said she would "absolutely never" name the alleged rapist but she is said to have let his name slip off-air while filming her reality show.

The attack is said to have taken place several years ago - before she was with Andre, 36 - after a celebrity party in London's west end.

It followed a handful of secret dates between Jordan and the unnamed man.

Last night, police confirmed they had contacted Jordan but said she had not been spoken to "in depth".

She first made the rape accusation while defending her cage-fighter boyfriend Alex Reid over his role in a film where he is said to have shot a rape scene.

Jordan said: "It was years ago, before I was with Pete, and my friends and family knew about it at the time."

Asked why she didn't go to police, she said: "I don't want to go down that road. I don't ever want to talk about it again."

However, on Wednesday she phoned Five's Wright Stuff show, where the allegations were being discussed.

Jordan told host Matthew Wright: "I will never name the person that did it. That's not for me to do. I am the victim.

"I am absolutely livid, it is a serious matter."




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If she wanted privacy then why did she go public with this story in the first place? :hmmm:

I wish she had just kept her dignity with this split - I liked her before, now she is just turning back into the old idiot that she once was. Shame.

Anyway I actually don't care much - I wish her and Andre would get the fuck out of my news papers!!!!!!!!!



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My money's still on a certain Scottish ex Blue Peter Presenter during the 90's who also had a thing with Abi Titmuss.

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I see everyone on here assumes I know considering how many pm's Im getting! :D



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Jordan's people are the master of Celeb PR it seems. you can be sure the whole thing was fabricated from the start.

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smeggypants wrote:Jordan's people are the master of Celeb PR it seems. you can be sure the whole thing was fabricated from the start.



Same ones that claim Price was ever, in some way 'attractive', 'a stunner', or 'newsworthy'.

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And back to something she knows nothing about.

http://www.ok.co.uk/celebnews/view/1409 ... can-fears/

Those pesky 'out of control' cells, a direct result of stress of course. Whatever next, nomination of a Nobel prize for discovering it first ?

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"This Sunday in the News of The World read about the real Katie Price."

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