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I always remember Catherine Zeta jones during some stupid Ok/Hello magazine court case saying "$1 million is nothing to us." and disliking her ever since. I've always disliked Michael Douglas.

They might be nice people in real life but I find their public persona obnoxious and stuck up. :mad: So now it turns out that Catherine Zeta Jones is worrie about aging in hollywood at the extremely ancient age of 38 :roll: my response is ......... "aw diddums"

She feels she might have to play more maternal roles in future? diddums. She said .... "I think it's a natural progression. I'm 38 years old and I'm going to play more mums than sex symbols,"

What a load of bollocks!! 38 years old is well within the window of sexyness!! And she's obviosuly never heard of the MILF!! I know many mums do let themselves go, but she's not going to win any fans by seperating mums and sex symbols

Marks given to Zeta-Zones for this rubbish..... ZERO!!!!

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He looks like a 60 year old lesbian here

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no offence to any 60 year old lesbians of course. :)

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Ha ha.... you have me smiling her Smeggs.... and wondering what the chip on your shoulder is for you to be reacting so strongly on something to do with showbizzzzzzzzz..... :pp:

Go on... admit it... you secretly fancy her and you are fecking jealous of old Michael here... am I right? :sir: Hmm?

As for the millions... I think it all depends in which context something like that is said. I can imagine that once you have a huge house and a celebrity life to match that a million wouldn't last you very long and getting a 60 million per film or something like that might seem 'normal' to you...

The poor thing... :D



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Yep, at 38 your ingenue days are over - but not necessarily your sex symbol days.

Hey, we all grow up and on, Catherine - and some of us never had the looks to start with! ( and can only dream of a million pounds...).

It's coming yet for a' that, that Man to Man, the world o'er, shall brothers be for a' that. (Robert Burns)

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smeggypants wrote:He looks like a 60 year old lesbian here

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no offence to any 60 year old lesbians of course. :)


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Well if the cap fits... As the saying goes 'you're only as old as the man you feel'...

What does she expect as a grandad shagger :rofl:




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smeggypants wrote:He looks like a 60 year old lesbian here


no offence to any 60 year old lesbians of course. :)


He's just missing the checked shirt :D




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If Cathy ZJ is getting het up about her age now, god help her when she hits 50! :eek4:

She'll be popping pills like smarties, to cope with her lost youth and the ageing process. :roll:

Ain't she never heard of growing old gracefully? :confused: I personally favour DISgracefully............. ;)


All the gals below could teach Cathy ZJ a thing or two about sex appeal....even now. ;) They have forgotten more about it than she is likely to ever know.

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Joanna Lumley 61 :doggies:

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smeggypants wrote:Joanna Lumley 61 :doggies:


Diana Rigg - 70 this year. ;)

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Glad this thread was started. Don't normally bother looking at celebs too closely but saw a few pics of CZJ recently and she looked really, really strange, the contours of her face and features have all grown outwards, she looks totally different :eek: She ain't ageing, she's just starting to look like the butch broad she always was but hid well. I've never believed her re the age she admits to, she looks years older and always has.

I'll see if I can find a few recent pics, she looks like a completely different person.

I think women harping on about this ageing business, and tinkering with themselves, is perpetuating ageism, not helping the cause at all.



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she will never age , shes a Vampire

poor Douglas was a mere youthful boy when she dug her claws /fangs into him ,lol



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Long Ball Larry wrote:she will never age , shes a Vampire

poor Douglas was a mere youthful boy when she dug her claws /fangs into him ,lol



and now he's a 60 year old lesbian!!!!

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I've never saw the appeal of her myself. It's not as if she's that hot property in Hollywood, being older might boost her career

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