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David beckham, pictured above with hardly sexy wife Skeletor, has alledgedly given a waitress a £450 tip.

Waitress Claudia Belden from the Joxer Daly's bar said: "David only had mineral water and signed autographs for anyone who asked. I hugged him so tight and he smelled so nice!He didn't mind at all."

Althuogh his bill was only $100 the 32-year-old LA Galaxy midfielder was with his teammates celebrating after they beating Hollywood United 12-4 in a charity game so ge decided to give them $1,000

"David has a great hairdo", said his spokesperson. A source added. "He used to play for Man Utd"

So let's see? He earns £50,000,000 a year. If we assume the average wage is £25,000 a year then he earns TWO THOUSAND times more than Mr Ordinary. If we divide £450 by 2000 we get 22.5p . Yes twenty two and half pence.

Stingy bastard!!! :D :D :D

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"David has a great hairdo", said his spokesperson. A source added. "He used to play for Man Utd"


Fabulous bit of PR.

:D

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Whirliegig wrote:
"David has a great hairdo", said his spokesperson. A source added. "He used to play for Man Utd"


Fabulous bit of PR.

:D

Haha!! I laughed at that bit too :rofl:

$100 for mineral water????

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(VB looks dreadful in that pic!)


I find her a real turn off. I'd rather do DB and I'm straight. :eek:

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Ms Honey wrote:
(VB looks dreadful in that pic!)


I find her a real turn off. I'd rather do DB and I'm straight. :eek:

:D

She just looks so unhappy (which is very unatractive in itself). It's as if her striving to achieve her version of perfection has eaten away her soul :(


(God, how melodramatic does that sound?! It must be the hangover :oops: )




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Ms Honey wrote:
smeggypants wrote:
Ms Honey wrote:
(VB looks dreadful in that pic!)


I find her a real turn off. I'd rather do DB and I'm straight. :eek:

:D

She just looks so unhappy (which is very unatractive in itself). It's as if her striving to achieve her version of perfection has eaten away her soul :(


(God, how melodramatic does that sound?! It must be the hangover :oops: )


It didn't sound melodramatic, it just sounded true :)

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I can't help but feel that VB is a very lonely person deep down

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