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Steven Gerrard ?

When he comes he'll shout "errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrmm!"


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All of em!!!!


Yeah!


Im a sex machine.

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Mr Squirrel wrote:All of em!!!!


Yeah!


Im a sex machine.


What? Even Steven Gerrard?

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Scott Nelson wrote:I LOVE ginger guys!


That gives you the opportunity to check out Chris Evans toupe whilst he is servicing you.

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Wayne Rooney Scott! :eek: :throwup:

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pmsl!!

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smeggypants wrote:
Mr Squirrel wrote:All of em!!!!


Yeah!


Im a sex machine.


What? Even Steven Gerrard?


No, just the lady celebs...

I do have some standards Smeggy....

Not many, i admit.. but some. :D

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didn't someone else start a thread like this and got slated for it :chin:

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wotsit2 wrote:didn't someone else start a thread like this and got slated for it :chin:


By Annie, IIRC.

But back on topic...

Kelly Osbourne. :D (I just don't know what it is about her, she has weirdly attractive look and personality about her.)
Winona Ryder. (But I'd have to check the contents of my wallet afterward.)
Katie Melua. (She's always struck me as a really kind and gentle soul.)
Shirley Manson. (Her singing voice alone is enough to put me under her spell.)
Nicola Roberts - Though this is more of a dating thing, because I'd just want to give her a hug and tell her to ignore those horrible things the papers say about her.
Kari Byron - She's a little tomboyish, but I bet she's great for making you laugh.

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for me it has to still be jeri ryan :hubba:

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How could I forget Jeri?! :O

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Gunner 51 wrote:How could I forget Jeri?! :O

hands off she wuvs me :rofl:

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OK, but I'll name Jemima Rooper instead. There's a girl who makes my dark heart sing.

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Gunner 51 wrote:OK, but I'll name Jemima Rooper instead. There's a girl who makes my dark heart sing.

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You'll have to get in the queue Guns. :)

She is a melter!!! :hubba: :hubba: :hubba: :hubba:


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I totally saw Jemima first, Smeggy. Though the video sure made my heart skip a few beats.

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Not me, Scott. You'd be hard pressed to find anyone who would do that come to think of it. :D

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Scott Nelson wrote:
wotsit2 wrote:didn't someone else start a thread like this and got slated for it :chin:


Perhaps Smeggy was threatened with legal action?! :rofl:

Who would want to suck on Jordan's tits and stick their cock between them?


If i wanted to suck on a few pounds of plastic and then fuck it, i have a bucket full of Lego at my Mums that would do he job just nicely without giving me a nasty rash into the bargain. :D

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wotsit2 wrote:didn't someone else start a thread like this and got slated for it :chin:

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Yeah me........ :D
Ill like to tie Jennifer Connolly up and fuck her fanny till shes red raw..... :)



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Charlize Theron, a wetsuit, and a bucket of Swarfega is all i'd need.... :thumb:



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mmmm... without thinking too deeply about it:

Tori Amos
Stephen Dorf

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I'll make your heart smile

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