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Michael Parkinson: SHUT THE FUCK UP!

PostPosted: Wed Oct 13, 2010 12:15 pm
by grimtales1
Why attack Jade Goody? That is a nasty thing for Parky to do, I was no fan of hers but she is DEAD and can't exactly fight back :mad:

Michael Parkinson: SHUT THE FUCK UP!

PostPosted: Wed Oct 13, 2010 2:54 pm
by Dolls
grimtales1 wrote:Why attack Jade Goody? That is a nasty thing for Parky to do, I was no fan of hers but she is DEAD and can't exactly fight back :mad:





That was yonks ago grims. Parky has become a bit of an old constipated old git :rofl: They didnt want him on *Who do you think you are* cos he was so boring..... :) :rofl:



But must add I loved his old shows with interviews with Spike Milligan,Peter Sellers and the like....... :rofl:

Michael Parkinson: SHUT THE FUCK UP!

PostPosted: Wed Oct 13, 2010 10:10 pm
by smeggypants
Dolls wrote:
grimtales1 wrote:Why attack Jade Goody? That is a nasty thing for Parky to do, I was no fan of hers but she is DEAD and can't exactly fight back :mad:





That was yonks ago grims. Parky has become a bit of an old constipated old git :rofl: They didnt want him on *Who do you think you are* cos he was so boring..... :) :rofl:



But must add I loved his old shows with interviews with Spike Milligan,Peter Sellers and the like....... :rofl:


:howl: :howl: :howl:


Nice one dolls. :)

I find him really annoying on those adverts where he's selling a 'plan'

A 'plan' - WTF is that. It's like he's selling a "Final Solution" - Which I suppose it actually is!!! :D :D

Michael Parkinson: SHUT THE FUCK UP!

PostPosted: Wed Oct 13, 2010 11:02 pm
by Channel Hopper
grimtales1 wrote:Why attack Jade Goody? That is a nasty thing for Parky to do, I was no fan of hers but she is DEAD and can't exactly fight back :mad:



Ouija board?

(then again the cancerous bint had trouble with putting her thoughts into words, so any seance would result in a glassing of the numpty that most likely nudged the table).

Michael Parkinson: SHUT THE FUCK UP!

PostPosted: Wed Oct 13, 2010 11:27 pm
by Mr Squirrel
smeggypants wrote:
I find him really annoying on those adverts where he's selling a 'plan'


You mean the ones like....

'Ello, im Michael Parkinsons..

Are you decrepit like me?... are you feeling the icy hand of the Grim reaper on your shoulder?... do you feel like you have been watching my show for nearly 40 years?

Well, worry no longer..

As an old bastard with incontinence and a colostomy bag, i can assure you that trips to the bog are no longer a pain in the arse thanks to the new model of Hyperlift... a revolutionary new stair lift that rockets you to your throne in seconds...The SR71 blackbird made New York to London in less than 2 hours... well, in less than 2 hours you will be dead like me so what you need is Hyperlift... its record breaking lounge to shithouse in less than 20 seconds is all you need to relieve those aching piles and hemorrhoid displeasures... trust me, old Parky... you wont have laughed so much since you saw Yorkshire get fucked over at Cricket or tried to piss out that stubborn Kidney stone the size of Barnsley Hippodrome...

If all that fails, you could try a Funeral insurance like me and June Whitfield, fook me! for an old bird, she is a dirty sod!... she is so baggy i dont need the lube anymore and can do her dry... Terry Scott did have his uses after all (Crikey DM!)
So dont worry about those funeral expenses, shove me in the wheely bin like all us tight fisted Yorkshiremen and add to the landfill site we call Huddersfield.

Ehh by 'eck... marvelous, fookin marvelous.

Image

Michael Parkinson: SHUT THE FUCK UP!

PostPosted: Thu Oct 14, 2010 2:57 am
by annie27
Scott Nelson wrote:Clearly, Michael Parkinson is bored with retirement. So far he's attacked Jade Goody, Davina McCall, Graham Norton, Jonathan Ross and now Russell Brand is his latest victim.

Jurassic Parky also goes on to mention the Sachsgate debacle, which happened TWO YEARS AGO.

Why drag it up when it's all done and dusted? Has Jurrassic Parky been asleep since 2008?

Michael Parkinson is a boring old CUNT and I am SICK of him attacking other celebrities and massaging his geriatric ego in the process.

I enjoy Jonathan Ross and Russell Brand. Unlike you, Jurassic Parky, they don't give me the urge to want to top myself because you're so depressing.

Get on with your retirement and leave everyone else alone, you boring old goon! :mad:

http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/showbiz/new ... amous.html


Scott did you see Parky on Paul O Grady ....he sat next to Russel Brand and they had a chat about things ... I do think Parky is bitter about being forced into Retirement ....but I still miss him on the TV lots of wonderful memories from watching his old chat show .

Michael Parkinson: SHUT THE FUCK UP!

PostPosted: Fri Oct 22, 2010 8:48 pm
by phild05
Yep, Parky is getting old but he's right, Russell Brand is a twat, a totally non-funny twat too which is quite a handicap for a comedian :)

Michael Parkinson: SHUT THE FUCK UP!

PostPosted: Fri Oct 22, 2010 9:32 pm
by Channel Hopper
phild05 wrote:Yep, Parky is getting old but he's right, Russell Brand is a twat, a totally non-funny twat too which is quite a handicap for a comedian :)



Brand believes he is a comedian ?

This gets stranger by the minute.

Michael Parkinson: SHUT THE FUCK UP!

PostPosted: Sat Oct 23, 2010 3:25 am
by annie27
I had almost forgotten about him ...but you keep bringing his name up :howl: he loves people like you :D
if he is doing it to keep in the public eye you are helping him very nicely :thumb:

Michael Parkinson: SHUT THE FUCK UP!

PostPosted: Sat Oct 23, 2010 11:31 am
by Gunner 51
I have to mention I love Scott's name for him. Jurassic Parky - that's a howler. :howler:

Michael Parkinson: SHUT THE FUCK UP!

PostPosted: Sat Oct 23, 2010 11:56 am
by Gunner 51
Well, it does give him publicity, Scott.

Michael Parkinson: SHUT THE FUCK UP!

PostPosted: Sat Oct 23, 2010 1:24 pm
by Channel Hopper
Scott Nelson wrote:Jurassic Parky loves people like me denigrating him?


It's preferable to you posting that rimming session with him for all to see.

Michael Parkinson: SHUT THE FUCK UP!

PostPosted: Sun Oct 24, 2010 7:33 pm
by grimtales1
"And look, with the Over 50 plan, you get this attractive carriage clock, with one of those gold coloured knobbly bits constantly going round, to remind you of times' ceaseless march..."

Michael Parkinson: SHUT THE FUCK UP!

PostPosted: Sun Oct 24, 2010 7:34 pm
by smeggypants
.. or a free parker pen. :rofl:

Michael Parkinson: SHUT THE FUCK UP!

PostPosted: Sun Oct 24, 2010 10:40 pm
by Channel Hopper
smeggypants wrote:.. or a free parker pen. :rofl:



He should cash in with his own Parky pen.

Michael Parkinson: SHUT THE FUCK UP!

PostPosted: Sun Oct 24, 2010 11:55 pm
by Channel Hopper
I would agree there is something wrong with Parky if he is 'jealous' of those you have mentioned.

Michael Parkinson: SHUT THE FUCK UP!

PostPosted: Mon Oct 25, 2010 10:09 am
by annie27
Oh I think Scotts got a bit of a crush really ..... :D He would make one hell of a Sugar Daddy ....a grumpy moaner and rich ...sounds like Scotts ideal man :rofl:

Michael Parkinson: SHUT THE FUCK UP!

PostPosted: Mon Oct 25, 2010 7:41 pm
by Gunner 51
Scott Nelson wrote:
Gunner 51 wrote:Well, it does give him publicity, Scott.


Which is exactly why ghe decrepit old cunt does it. It's cheap publicity and does him no favours whatsoever. Some people have started to get tired of his continuous attacks against those he is clearly jealous of.

Russell Brand is a success.

Jonathan Ross is a success.

Graham Norton is a success.

Jade Goody was a success.

And Michael Parkinson was turned down as a participant of "Who Do You Think You Are?" because the programming and production team said he is "too boring".

That sums up Jurassic Parky nicely. :thumb:


If ol' Parky slates celebrities like the ones listed here - I think it's because they're from the new school of entertainment. He most likely sees them as vulgar flash-in-the-pans who get their laughs from knob gags compared to his much cleaner wit.*

* = I use the term "wit" in the loosest possible sense. Your mileage may vary. :)

Michael Parkinson: SHUT THE FUCK UP!

PostPosted: Tue Oct 26, 2010 2:22 pm
by wotsit2
Scott Nelson wrote:What gets me is the arrogance of Jurassic Parky. He really does think his shit doesn't stink. He assumes he is some kind of role model and all celebrities should be just like him.

He needs to get a life (because he's never had one) and stop being so snobbish and high and mighty with those around him he looks down his nose at.

If most other celebrities were like Jurassic Parky then TV would have to be broadcast in black and white.

on 405 lines as well :)

Michael Parkinson: SHUT THE FUCK UP!

PostPosted: Tue Oct 26, 2010 2:56 pm
by wotsit2
classic telly :rofl: