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Will the Beckhams have a 4th boy?

and does anyone actually give a fuck?

Just to annoy you all ....

Are David and Victoria Beckham likely to have a fourth boy?

and just to annoy you even further, presenting ... SKELETORRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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Couldn't care less but I've just put on Facebook that he's looking more and more like Care In The Community every day.

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If I was Mr. Beckham yer-know, I'd be worried about me wife yer-know. She's too thin by half yer-know. Errrrrrrr. Yer-know.



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She will probably drop *something* that resembles a fucking scrawny bird from the sky*.........be afraid... :rofl:




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I dont give a crap about the Beckhams....they have no clue about the real world and the British working class struggle against capitalism and the establishment that are the tories...the amount of money the Beckhams get is obscene.



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Don't begrudge their wealth. Would you want their lifestyle?



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LordNibbler wrote:Don't begrudge their wealth. Would you want their lifestyle?

Probably...



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I wouldn't. I'd hate to starve myself stupid so my arms are thinner than my penis and then have to make sure I'm always posing and pouting every time I'm out in public. Can't be fun. No wonder she always looks miserable.

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smeggypants wrote:Will the Beckhams have a 4th boy?

and does anyone actually give a fuck?

Just to annoy you all ....

Are David and Victoria Beckham likely to have a fourth boy?

and just to annoy you even further, presenting ... SKELETORRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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She certainly is thin, to the point of being anorexic.
Fuller bodies than hers were released from Belsen in WW2.

I think she'll have a girl this time, but if she does I hope that she doesn't follow her mother's eating habits, or should I say non eating habits.



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smeggypants wrote:I wouldn't. I'd hate to starve myself stupid so my arms are thinner than my penis and then have to make sure I'm always posing and pouting every time I'm out in public. Can't be fun. No wonder she always looks miserable.



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Hang on, Lady Gaga isn't a bloke is it? :confused: :confused:



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There was some PR a while ago claiming that Lady Gaga had a penis. :)


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But, back to the subject in hand/

smeggypants wrote:I wouldn't. I'd hate to starve myself stupid so my arms are thinner than my penis////


Your arms are bigger than your penis ? :eek: :hyenas: :dog:

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Very embarrassing during my teenage years.

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They seem like a nice enough couple who have made a lot of money due to hard work and brilliant marketing....kids come across a well behaved , I hope she has a girl . And putting a few pounds on will not do her any harm :D
I might not care for them but wish them only well ......as for every other couple wishing for a daughter :D




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LordNibbler wrote:Don't begrudge their wealth. Would you want their lifestyle?


Nope, it's chavvy and chintzy.

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smeggypants wrote:Will the Beckhams have a 4th boy?

and does anyone actually give a fuck?

Just to annoy you all ....

Are David and Victoria Beckham likely to have a fourth boy?

and just to annoy you even further, presenting ... SKELETORRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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Since I have absolutely no interest in such nonsense, I don't normally click into these celeb threads, but I have, evidently..

I have to say she looks ill. I take it she suffers with anorexia?


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annie27 wrote:They seem like a nice enough couple who have made a lot of money due to hard work and brilliant marketing....kids come across a well behaved , I hope she has a girl . And putting a few pounds on will not do her any harm :D
I might not care for them but wish them only well ......as for every other couple wishing for a daughter :D



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Mr Squizzer actually agrees with Annie on summat. :)

However, i do think Posh is wayyyyyyyyy too thin and could do with enjoying the occasional fish supper and slice of cake.

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