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Yeah Right! - What a load of bollocks!!!

Angelina Jolie has claimed that she struggles with self-esteem issues.

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The almost perfect highly paid Hollywood Star admitted she has "so much" wrong with her that she is prone to criticising herself. She told OK!: "I struggle with low self-esteem all the time. I think everyone does. I have so much wrong with me, it's unbelievable."

A source said "This is pure arse! This story is designed purely to connect with the not so perfect people who buy her products and pay her wages". The source continued, "It as less sincerity than the I'm Jenny from the block PR Campaign that Jennifer Lopez unleashed a few years ago. Everyone in the industry knows that Angelina is full of herself. And after all, if you had a team of butt lickers following you around all day proclaiming how wonderful you were wouldn't you start to see sun shining where there's normally poo poo?"

Jolie is currently pregnant, possibly with her second child by partner Brad Pitt. It is also rumoured that the Oscar winner is expecting a baby.

It was also reported earlier this month that Pitt and Jolie are planning get married on a yacht this summer or maybe next winter.

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Pure garbage

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I am inclned to agree with her. she probably has got a lot worth critcising...but it is inside her head :roll:

Well let's face it, she could be a really mean cow, but maybe people are too gobsmacked by her jaw-dropping looks, to see beyond them.

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Why has she written her shopping list on her arm? wouldn't the back of her hand be better?

Joe's Girl wrote:I am inclned to agree with her. she probably has got a lot worth critcising...but it is inside her head :roll:

Well let's face it, she could be a really mean cow, but maybe people are too gobsmacked by her jaw-dropping looks, to see beyond them.


I think she looks like she's made of plastic, not very attractive at all.

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