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Gay or Straight... The bloke is a right prick.

I was bored and decided to update my signature but i couldnt think of anything to put, so i decided to just put Bollocks!

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Why Barrymore might have crawled back out from the gutter.

Barrymore is a contestant in a forthcoming series of Channel 4 reality television show Celebrity Coach Trip

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Channel Hopper wrote:Why Barrymore might have crawled back out from the gutter.

Barrymore is a contestant in a forthcoming series of Channel 4 reality television show Celebrity Coach Trip


and thus is doing the rounds set up by his PR team.

if you see 'em on the box they are always selling something.

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I thought that Coach trip (with MB) had already been shown! Heard that he was a real nasty prick....not surprise there.



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Scott Nelson wrote:Barrymore on Coach Trip? All parents in Europe had better lock up their sons.



No, he's straight you know. Little chance of swimming lessons these days, before, or after the jelly has been dished out.

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Oh dear.....Bit of a fish out of water eh? According to MB he cant swim????



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Dolls wrote:Oh dear.....Bit of a fish out of water eh? According to MB he cant swim????


Not according to his ex (the female one)

When Michael was tried for the murder of meat factory worker, Cheryl provided to the Lubbock family lawyer a sworn affidavit and subsequently a testimony in court that her ex-husband had lied under oath, having been a proficient swimmer.

Would a non-swimmer put a pool in their garden ? :chin:

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Dolls wrote:Oh dear.....Bit of a fish out of water eh? According to MB he cant swim????


Not according to his ex (the female one)

When Michael was tried for the murder of meat factory worker, Cheryl provided to the Lubbock family lawyer a sworn affidavit and subsequently a testimony in court that her ex-husband had lied under oath, having been a proficient swimmer.

Would a non-swimmer put a pool in their garden ? :chin:



I remember reading that as well! Hence me sarky comment.. :)



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I remember seeing him on Celebrity Come Dine with me. It was one of the weirdest ones I watched, I seem to remember it was with Pat Sharpe....

He ruined everyone elses evenings, and some people you could tell had actually made an effort to cook it themselves, even if it was something pretty easy to do.

And then when it was his turn he suddenly chilled out (to an alarming extent) and was ULTRA serious. and he had the most expensive of everything, and a cook prepare his dinners and servants and everything.

Couldnt give a monkeys if hes bi or straight or whatever.



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Scott Nelson wrote:Michael Barrymore plans TV comeback:


Another ? :roll:

Your avatar suggests you are Barrymore in his latest lifestyle phase change.

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They still replay Strike it Rich on Challenge, with Barrymore hosting.



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Barrymore confirms he is now into menswear


Buggers up the thread somewhat.

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The article wrote:Barrymore - who previously revealed that he has been working in a local garden centre


An uphill gardening centre?

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Channel Hopper wrote:Barrymore confirms he is now into menswear


Buggers up the thread somewhat.


:groan:

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