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Carol Vorderman goes up a dress size!!!

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Carol Vorderman goes up a dress size!!!

Oh no, stop the press, never mind countless unncessary deaths due to capitalism and debnt ensalvement. never mind erosion of freedoms of speech. This is doom and gloom. Carol upping a dress size has ruined my life!!!!

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Three guesses which media rag has brought this news!!!


And ....


Lies of the Week!!

‘I haven’t weighed myself for 12 years, but I know from my clothes I’ve gone up a dress size.

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They will soon find out you are squatting up there Smeggy.

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I've knitted a hammock out of her Brazilian

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I think Carol looks better and maternal with a few curves.

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She looks fine to me in both pics :)

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smeggypants wrote:I've knitted a hammock out of her Brazilian


You must have passed Mears on his way down.


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