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... a National Treasure? or a penis who wears a wig?


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a treasure .... he looks like he's been dug up :D

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National treasure. I think he's great :oops: :oops:



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I like Brucie, he's been in showbiz since the first lightbulb :D



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Surely the correct term for a wig worn by a penis is a 'merkin'?

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I once saw a truck with an airbrush painting of Brucies face on the back of the cab along with the caption "Nice to see you - to see you - nice!"...

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Swing wrote:Surely the correct term for a wig worn by a penis is a 'merkin'?




:eek: isn't that a ladies garden????



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Dolls wrote:
Swing wrote:Surely the correct term for a wig worn by a penis is a 'merkin'?




:eek: isn't that a ladies garden????


Seems it applies to both Male and Female 'enhancements', became popular during the days when The French Pox was treated with mercury dontcha know.

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Swing wrote:
Dolls wrote:
Swing wrote:Surely the correct term for a wig worn by a penis is a 'merkin'?




:eek: isn't that a ladies garden????


Seems it applies to both Male and Female 'enhancements', became popular during the days when The French Pox was treated with mercury dontcha know.



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I wont have anything said against Brucie hes one of the best.along with Ken Dodd... :D
Marvelous entertainers... :thumb:



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Much prefer Kenn Dodd to Brucie Woosie. :thumb:

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