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Docteur_Qui wrote:The Oral-B 'Squeaking clean' girl!

I fucking hate her and I have no idea why!

ditto ... is it because she wakes up all happy and her hairs all neat ?
or is it the fact she says "squeaking " as opposed to squeaky ? :D

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Mr Squirrel wrote:Does it have to be a celebrity? Cant i just what a total cunt i work with in the face?

Actually... i dont want to whack him in the face... i want to tie the cunt between the truck and trailer 'Hitcher' style and rip the greasy fuckstick in two!

As for celebs.... today, i would mostly like to punch Joan Armatrading.


Bloody hell Squiz, what's he done to piss you off?


Nothing specific.. Just a steady drip - drip - drip of moronic cuntishness.
The kind of behaviour that one would normally just shake your head at in disbelief but after several months of the sheer fuckwittery... i just sort of had enough. :D


Today.. My proposal for a celebrity good slap, goes to Donny Osmond.

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Mr Squirrel wrote:As for celebs.... today, i would mostly like to punch Joan Armatrading.


Bloody hell Squiz, what's he done to piss you off?


She had a sex change and the new brace of scroties have affected her voice that much ? :eek4:

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Docteur_Qui wrote:The Oral-B 'Squeaking clean' girl!

I fucking hate her and I have no idea why!

ditto ... is it because she wakes up all happy and her hairs all neat ?
or is it the fact she says "squeaking " as opposed to squeaky ? :D


All of the above! I seriously want to do her harm! :D

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Anyone mentioned Alan Davies yet ?

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Channel Hopper wrote:Anyone mentioned Alan Davies yet ?



I had to look him up :oops:

Maybe a wet haddock round the chops

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a frozen one would have a better effect smeggy :)

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Scott Nelson wrote:I not only wanna punch Dom Littlewood in the face, I wanna slap his bald head with a wet fish:

Smug little cunt...Dom Littlewood, the midgets' equivalent to Roger Cook


http://www.dont-start-me-off.com/CelebI ... eb_id=2353

Clive Holland is similar territory along with his fanbase of one

http://www.dont-start-me-off.com/CelebI ... eb_id=8767

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Scott Nelson wrote:I not only wanna punch Dom Littlewood in the face, I wanna slap his bald head with a wet fish:

Smug little cunt...Dom Littlewood, the midgets' equivalent to Roger Cook

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Actually, he's one of those rare annoying little fuckers I actually don't mind and like watching! Don't know why, maybe its wishing I had his bottle!! Or maybe his 'bottle' is not having fork out the expense of pursuing things! :chin:

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Docteur_Qui wrote:Actually, he's one of those rare annoying little fuckers I actually don't mind and like watching! Don't know why, maybe its wishing I had his bottle!! Or maybe his 'bottle' is not having fork out the expense of pursuing things! :chin:



I thought he had 'form' ? something to do with car dealership shenanigans.

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he's not a celeb he's a cunt

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Urrrghhhhh. Looks like she already has been punched in the face!!!!

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