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I'm not into violence against living things, but these make me want to throw a brick through the TV :)


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^^^^ Same especially when they claim to be in contact with some poor woman's still born baby or the like. Truly sick individuals, playing with people's emotions.



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Whether long range weapon or suicide bomber a wicked mind is a weapon of mass destruction whether you're soar away sun or BBC 1 misinformation is a weapon of mass destruc you could a Caucasian or a poor Asian racism is a weapon of mass destruction whether inflation or globalization fear is a weapon of mass destruction whether Halliburton or Enron or anyone greed is a weapon of mass destruction we need to find courage, overcome inaction is a weapon of mass destruction

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If Stephen Fry was packed off to an asteroid near Mars I wouldn't mind if Russell Brand was put on board as well

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Channel Hopper wrote:If Stephen Fry was packed off to an asteroid near Mars I wouldn't mind if Russell Brand was put on board as well


They would probably breed :rofl:



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Im surprised nobody has mentioned Jamie Oliver yet....he was my automatic choice for a punch...although violence isnt my thing..!!



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Gloria Hunniford,Esther Rancid,David camerpervan, Kate Garroway and her seedy pervey looking husband.



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Dolls wrote:Gloria Hunniford,Esther Rancid,David camerpervan, Kate Garroway and her seedy pervey looking husband.


I'd rather shag her :D



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Resonance wrote:
Dolls wrote:Gloria Hunniford,Esther Rancid,David camerpervan, Kate Garroway and her seedy pervey looking husband.


I'd rather shag her :D



Now how am I not surprised? Nothing to do with her 'Baps' eh Res? Dirty sod :spank: :howl:



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Dolls wrote:
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Dolls wrote:Gloria Hunniford,Esther Rancid,David camerpervan, Kate Garroway and her seedy pervey looking husband.


I'd rather shag her :D



Now how am I not surprised? Nothing to do with her 'Baps' eh Res? Dirty sod :spank: :howl:


She's just an all round total milf :hubba:



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Resonance wrote:
Dolls wrote:Gloria Hunniford,Esther Rancid,David camerpervan, Kate Garroway and her seedy pervey looking husband.


I'd rather shag her :D

Just googled her cause i didn't know who she was.....gorgeous body gorgeous tits.....why would anyone want to punch her....? :shrug:
Id rather fuck her too....



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stinkymouse wrote:
Resonance wrote:
Dolls wrote:Gloria Hunniford,Esther Rancid,David camerpervan, Kate Garroway and her seedy pervey looking husband.


I'd rather shag her :D

Just googled her cause i didn't know who she was.....gorgeous body gorgeous tits.....why would anyone want to punch her....? :shrug:
Id rather fuck her too....



I have! :twisted:

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stinkymouse wrote:
Resonance wrote:
Dolls wrote:Gloria Hunniford,Esther Rancid,David camerpervan, Kate Garroway and her seedy pervey looking husband.


I'd rather shag her :D

Just googled her cause i didn't know who she was.....gorgeous body gorgeous tits.....why would anyone want to punch her....? :shrug:
Id rather fuck her too....



I have! :twisted:

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Mr Squirrel wrote:
stinkymouse wrote:
Resonance wrote:
Dolls wrote:Gloria Hunniford,Esther Rancid,David camerpervan, Kate Garroway and her seedy pervey looking husband.


I'd rather shag her :D

Just googled her cause i didn't know who she was.....gorgeous body gorgeous tits.....why would anyone want to punch her....? :shrug:
Id rather fuck her too....



I have! :twisted:

any good ? :D


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Resonance wrote:^^^^ Same especially when they claim to be in contact with some poor woman's still born baby or the like. Truly sick individuals, playing with people's emotions.


Frank Gardner btw isn't a medium, he's a :zbcnews: 'security' parrot and does the main propaganda in terms of the Middle East violence and associated war on terror bollocks. He has links to the security services and is very compliant.

He blocked me from his twitter account because I kept calling him out on his bollocks


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Yup he is.


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Does it have to be a celebrity? Cant i just what a total cunt i work with in the face?

Actually... i dont want to whack him in the face... i want to tie the cunt between the truck and trailer 'Hitcher' style and rip the greasy fuckstick in two!

As for celebs.... today, i would mostly like to punch Joan Armatrading.

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The Oral-B 'Squeaking clean' girl!

I fucking hate her and I have no idea why!

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Mr Squirrel wrote:Does it have to be a celebrity? Cant i just what a total cunt i work with in the face?

Actually... i dont want to whack him in the face... i want to tie the cunt between the truck and trailer 'Hitcher' style and rip the greasy fuckstick in two!

As for celebs.... today, i would mostly like to punch Joan Armatrading.


Bloody hell Squiz, what's he done to piss you off?



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