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Celebs you wanna punch in the face!

PostPosted: Tue Nov 13, 2012 3:58 pm
by wotsit2
Docteur_Qui wrote:The Oral-B 'Squeaking clean' girl!

I fucking hate her and I have no idea why!

ditto ... is it because she wakes up all happy and her hairs all neat ?
or is it the fact she says "squeaking " as opposed to squeaky ? :D

Celebs you wanna punch in the face!

PostPosted: Tue Nov 13, 2012 8:50 pm
by Mr Squirrel
Resonance wrote:
Mr Squirrel wrote:Does it have to be a celebrity? Cant i just what a total cunt i work with in the face?

Actually... i dont want to whack him in the face... i want to tie the cunt between the truck and trailer 'Hitcher' style and rip the greasy fuckstick in two!

As for celebs.... today, i would mostly like to punch Joan Armatrading.


Bloody hell Squiz, what's he done to piss you off?


Nothing specific.. Just a steady drip - drip - drip of moronic cuntishness.
The kind of behaviour that one would normally just shake your head at in disbelief but after several months of the sheer fuckwittery... i just sort of had enough. :D


Today.. My proposal for a celebrity good slap, goes to Donny Osmond.

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 13, 2012 9:53 pm
by Channel Hopper
Resonance wrote:
Mr Squirrel wrote:As for celebs.... today, i would mostly like to punch Joan Armatrading.


Bloody hell Squiz, what's he done to piss you off?


She had a sex change and the new brace of scroties have affected her voice that much ? :eek4:

Celebs you wanna punch in the face!

PostPosted: Mon Nov 19, 2012 8:36 am
by smeggypants

Celebs you wanna punch in the face!

PostPosted: Mon Nov 19, 2012 10:32 am
by Docteur Qui
wotsit2 wrote:
Docteur_Qui wrote:The Oral-B 'Squeaking clean' girl!

I fucking hate her and I have no idea why!

ditto ... is it because she wakes up all happy and her hairs all neat ?
or is it the fact she says "squeaking " as opposed to squeaky ? :D


All of the above! I seriously want to do her harm! :D

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 19, 2012 1:29 pm
by Channel Hopper
Anyone mentioned Alan Davies yet ?

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 19, 2012 6:41 pm
by smeggypants
Channel Hopper wrote:Anyone mentioned Alan Davies yet ?



I had to look him up :oops:

Maybe a wet haddock round the chops

Image

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 19, 2012 6:44 pm
by wotsit2
a frozen one would have a better effect smeggy :)

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 21, 2012 12:55 am
by smeggypants
:howl: :howl:

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 21, 2012 11:22 am
by Channel Hopper
Scott Nelson wrote:I not only wanna punch Dom Littlewood in the face, I wanna slap his bald head with a wet fish:

Smug little cunt...Dom Littlewood, the midgets' equivalent to Roger Cook


http://www.dont-start-me-off.com/CelebI ... eb_id=2353

Clive Holland is similar territory along with his fanbase of one

http://www.dont-start-me-off.com/CelebI ... eb_id=8767

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 21, 2012 11:40 am
by Docteur Qui
Scott Nelson wrote:I not only wanna punch Dom Littlewood in the face, I wanna slap his bald head with a wet fish:

Smug little cunt...Dom Littlewood, the midgets' equivalent to Roger Cook

Image


Actually, he's one of those rare annoying little fuckers I actually don't mind and like watching! Don't know why, maybe its wishing I had his bottle!! Or maybe his 'bottle' is not having fork out the expense of pursuing things! :chin:

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 21, 2012 11:48 am
by Channel Hopper
Docteur_Qui wrote:Actually, he's one of those rare annoying little fuckers I actually don't mind and like watching! Don't know why, maybe its wishing I had his bottle!! Or maybe his 'bottle' is not having fork out the expense of pursuing things! :chin:



I thought he had 'form' ? something to do with car dealership shenanigans.

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 24, 2016 4:40 am
by smeggypants
Morph wrote:Image


he's not a celeb he's a cunt

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 26, 2016 5:14 am
by smeggypants
Morph wrote:Image


Urrrghhhhh. Looks like she already has been punched in the face!!!!