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Bob Monkhouse died 9 years ago today

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I get annoyed at comedians who tell a decent joke, deliver the punchline, and then ruin it by 'explaining' the joke by either miming or describing the scenario. ARRRGHHHH!!!!

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I like the one Bob did about how gerbils have sex like 29 times every day or whatever.. (lucky bastard), but a gerbil has a shorter lifespan so actually when you work it out, the gerbil is only having sex about.. once a week.

Lucky bastard :D

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Well remembered :)

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About his last appearance


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Channel Hopper wrote:About his last appearance



Hehe :D Don't remember seeing that before :thumb:

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It won a number of awards.


2001 Gemini Award Winner
2001 Leo Award - Winner Best Animation Program or Series
2001 Houston World Festival Platinum Remi Award Winner


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aaagh!_It% ... _Hell_Show!

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I'm not saying my wife's a bad cook, but she uses a smoke alarm as a timer. :hyenas:

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