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Fake Simon Cowell articles!!

Daily Mail have published TWO fake Simon Cowell articles in one day with propaganda showing Simon Cowell as a heterosexual ladies man.

Mind you if I was paying Max Clifford £250k a year I'd want my false persona splatttered in more than 2 obviously fake articles a day in the DM :D :D

He'll be the judge! Cowell's former flame Sinitta sidelined as Simon's eyes stay on ex Mezhgan Hussainy's enviable bikini body

Exes galore... but where's new love Carmen Electra? Simon Cowell attends Barbados charity event with Mezhgan Hussainy and Sinitta

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And the point behind this post it?

Are you having a go at Cowell or Clifford or both and why?

I was bored and decided to update my signature but i couldnt think of anything to put, so i decided to just put Bollocks!

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Cowell's employment of Clifford to fuel the media with articles portraying him as a hetrosexual having a string of ex-girlfriends.


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I guess that you are suggesting that Cowell isnt straight?

What makes you think that?

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Mr Squirrel wrote:Are you having a go at Cowell....


That would be Scott or Chins arena, surely.

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Everytime a Daily Mail article is posted here (I rarely read them by the way) there's the right hand "Max Clifford" Column, all those nano celebs that pay him to pay the Mail to plonk their insignificance there. How many people actually bother to click on that shite? It's almost always the same names there too, truly pathetic :roll: There are actually celebs out there that actually do interesting things and they never feature :rofl:

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Mr Squirrel wrote:Are you having a go at Cowell....


That would be Scott or Chins arena, surely.



LOL. I bet they don't even fancy him. :)

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smeggypants wrote:LOL. I bet they don't even fancy him. :)


When did 'fancying' supercede the glory hole predilection ?

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phild05 wrote:Everytime a Daily Mail article is posted here (I rarely read them by the way) there's the right hand "Max Clifford" Column, all those nano celebs that pay him to pay the Mail to plonk their insignificance there. How many people actually bother to click on that shite? It's almost always the same names there too, truly pathetic :roll: There are actually celebs out there that actually do interesting things and they never feature :rofl:


yeah the right hand max clifford column is pretty much a paid advertisement column. They are always prionting articles that are really selling products or 'false personas' . plenty of hilariously bas photoshopping on the celeb pics too

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phild05 wrote:Everytime a Daily Mail article is posted here (I rarely read them by the way) there's the right hand "Max Clifford" Column, all those nano celebs that pay him to pay the Mail to plonk their insignificance there. How many people actually bother to click on that shite? It's almost always the same names there too, truly pathetic :roll: There are actually celebs out there that actually do interesting things and they never feature :rofl:


I rarely click on a link to a newspaper. I can usually guess what the story is by the comments. I wish the OP would copy and paste the headline or even have a descriptive thread title. (You know who you are Wots and Dolls :D )

What it is that annoys me is, that paper gets another count on their 'who reads this paper' list, and that makes me one of their readers, which I'm not. :shrug:



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It's a wonder how many 'beards' he has :chin:



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He can afford more beards than us ordinary mortals :rofl:

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phild05 wrote:Everytime a Daily Mail article is posted here (I rarely read them by the way) there's the right hand "Max Clifford" Column, all those nano celebs that pay him to pay the Mail to plonk their insignificance there. How many people actually bother to click on that shite? It's almost always the same names there too, truly pathetic :roll: There are actually celebs out there that actually do interesting things and they never feature :rofl:


I rarely click on a link to a newspaper. I can usually guess what the story is by the comments. I wish the OP would copy and paste the headline or even have a descriptive thread title. (You know who you are Wots and Dolls :D )

What it is that annoys me is, that paper gets another count on their 'who reads this paper' list, and that makes me one of their readers, which I'm not. :shrug:



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dunno what you're talking about stan :pp: :D

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I must've dreamed it then :hmmm:



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Seems the David Icke Forum Jimmy Savile thread has been talking about Simon Cowell:

From: http://www.davidicke.com/forum/showpost.php?p=1061233383&postcount=37161

I found some stuff about Cowell. East end of London, Judaism, Masonic connections, younger brother died the year before him, parents mysteriously re-regostered his birth 20 years after the event - its all there folks!

Is he the new JS???


Let us just say that he & his family are prone to trying not to "pay what they owe" for work they have had done for them (be it clients or artists), & we think it's about time that someone spoke out about this great elaborate CON that is the Cowell's.

They are not the "Gods" you all think they, & we LOVE exposing those that try to pull the wool over your eyes.

And as for closet Freemason Simon Cowell, I am sure he has a nice burning hot fire placed under his seat waiting for him after he leaves this earthly plane.

His time has now come to fall...All things come to an end Cowell...

Did you know that he is now worth a sickening 150 million, according to some reports, & claims to have worked his way up from nothing. NOTHING MY ARSE! READ ON....

WHO IS HE RELATED TO?

Simon Cowell was born in 1959, but because of some "inaccurate'' information on the birth certificate, the registration had to be completed a second time in 1981 (that's as suspicious as Obama's birth certificate). One reason was that his parents married in 1961, two years after his birth. His father, Eric Philip Cowell, had a previous marriage dissolved, while his mother, a dancer, married under her stage name, Julie Brett, having started life in 1925 as Josie Dalglish. At the time of his marriage, Eric Cowell was listed as a company director. He had previously worked as an incorporated surveyor and estate agent, but he moved into the music business and went on to become an executive at EMI music publishing.

After a turbulent school career -- transferring from boarding schools because of his persistently bad behaviour -- Simon became a postroom clerk in 1979 in the company where his father worked, gaining valuable experience and quickly progressing through the ranks. Then, after an unsuccessful attempt to found his own music company in the 1980s, followed by a brief return to EMI, he eventually launched Fanfare records and the rest of his career as a successful impresario is well documented.

Cowell senior was born in 1918 to Joseph Cowell and Esther Malinsky. The couple married in 1915, while Joseph was serving as a private with the Royal Middlesex regiment. The wedding took place at the West Ham Synagogue, indicating the origins of the bride's family. Esther was born in Poland in 1886, although on the marriage certificate she stated that her age in 1915 was only 26 -- an attempt, perhaps, to mask the true age gap between the couple, as Joseph was only 23 at the time. Her parents, Gabriel and Anne, had journeyed to England in late 1890 or early 1891 with their family of four children, and started out - like so many other Eastern European immigrants -- as cap makers, settling in Spitalfields in east London.

Joseph Cowell was born in 1891 and, before the war, found work as a commercial clerk. He also came from an East End background, as his parents, Joseph Allerton Cowell and Nancy Levy, lived in Mile End. They married young in 1890 -- Joseph was barely 16 and his wife was only a year older -- yet, despite their relative youth, they were able to afford quite a high standard of living, even employing domestic servants to help look after their children. Joseph was a rope-maker, like his father, Joseph Cowell senior. Rope-making was an important profession in London throughout the Victorian period, and many businesses such as the Cowells' started up to take advantage of the burgeoning shipping industry.

Joseph senior clearly ran a successful operation from his base in Stepney, employing at least 10 staff in the 1860s and providing opportunities for family members such as his niece, Matilda Grimmett, who was employed to spin twine. Clearly a family man, Joseph also provided shelter for his ageing father-in- law, Samuel Sheard. His wife, Caroline, died in 1872, but within a year the 49-year-old Joseph took a second wife, Kate Allerton. The couple's first child was Joseph Allerton Cowell, and at least four further children followed.

The business continued to flourish, and the profession of making money from old rope was to pass down from generation to generation....


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Here's another two beard articles published today!!!


Inside the music mogul's mega-yacht: Simon Cowell and entourage of exes languish in luxury on board £270,000-a-week floating palace
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2258001/Simon-Cowell-entourage-exes-languish-luxury-board-270-000-week-floating-palace.html


Simon's harem: Cowell is surrounded by his exes as he relaxes on yacht in St Barts (but Mezhgan is still the leading lady)
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2257862/Mezhgan-Hussainy-Simon-Cowells-leading-lady-exes-vie-attention-St-Barts-holiday.html

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Only a nutter would have all his exes around him at the same time. Either that or you're SC and a closet gay.

Be a man Simon and tell your mum.



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If George Michael and Elton John can do it :clap:

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