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Mandela not dead yet!!!

Breaking News!! Neslson Mandela has not died yet!!!


See the BBC Vultures are hovering around Mandela's hospital still. Only if he was American the BBC would give more coverage to this. Oh wait their god Obama is also nearby. the BBC are salivating ni their sycophantic panties!!

I hope Mandela lives forever just to piss them off. :D :D

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Scott Nelson wrote:I reckon he's gone home to die.


Yes,, they said earlier that his condition hasn't got any better. They've just turned his house into an intensive care unit so he can go home.



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He's been told not to die until the Syria Frenxy is over

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Scott Nelson wrote:How will the news channel cope if he snuffs it the same day Obama blitzes Syria?


Gonna be a struggle.

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smeggypants wrote:
Scott Nelson wrote:How will the news channel cope if he snuffs it the same day Obama blitzes Syria?


Gonna be a struggle.


Indeed.

That black 'comedienne' Gina Yashere wont know who to gush over first...

"Obama wuz du fiwst bwak pwesident of du USA to bomb anuvver cuntry into obwivvion and Mandewwa wuz du fiwst bwak man to stand up against opwession... Dis iz a gweat day for bwak people froowout du worwd"

Or summink wike dat.

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never heard of her

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smeggypants wrote:never heard of her


You may have seen her though on TV...

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Usually spouting bwak cwap alongside Lenny Henwy.

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Nope still dont' recognise her. Does she shave her velcro?

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I am rather partial to some polished oiled up ebony. but not her.

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smeggypants wrote:
Scott Nelson wrote:How will the news channel cope if he snuffs it the same day Obama blitzes Syria?


Gonna be a struggle.


Indeed.

That black 'comedienne' Gina Yashere wont know who to gush over first...

"Obama wuz du fiwst bwak pwesident of du USA to bomb anuvver cuntry into obwivvion and Mandewwa wuz du fiwst bwak man to stand up against opwession... Dis iz a gweat day for bwak people froowout du worwd"

Or summink wike dat.



Bwak. :howl:

Thats the accent exactly :rofl:



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