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crumbs wrote:We should have a Cliff Richard night on Smeggy's. :D :D :D

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crumbs wrote:We should have a Cliff Richard night on Smeggy's. :D :D :D


Errrr no we shouldn't.

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crumbs wrote:We should have a Cliff Richard night on Smeggy's. :D :D :D


Errrr no we shouldn't.


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I wouldn't want to live somewhere where abhorrences have probably taken place.

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Say no more

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Oh bloody hell. I thought he wasn't going to darken our doorstep again? :mad1:



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He looks wurrid.

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Suggest a title for his new Christmas song if he makes one.

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Living Doll ! Oops that's an oldie. :rofl:

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Morph wrote:"I'm Santa, baby, and I'm cumming down your chimney tonight" :cliff:



Sending millions of kids into untold horror

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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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Morph wrote:https://twitter.com/dailymirror/status/624676050212122625

:throwup: :throwup: :throwup:


Sex accused?

he's accused of having sex? :)

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Whatever next? Jasper Carrot interviews Greville Janner or Bill Oddie does a documentary on Gordon Brown?

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Morph wrote:So, :cliff: has given his first interview on the BBC since he was arrested last year:

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/peopl ... 58876.html


and described his new music as a tribute to the fans who have supported him during the ongoing enquiry into sex abuse claims.


he's doing a cover of Rolf Harris' Two Little Boys

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Only two!!!!????

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Two Little Boys is a lovely song actually, imo :oops: :) I've always liked it.

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Cliff Fucking Richard insulting Cilla Black's funeral!! :stomp:

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crumbs wrote::howl:

I wonder if she turned in her coffin?



Well if it had been a kid he would have jumped in. :eek: :rofl:

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Dolls wrote:
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I wonder if she turned in her coffin?



Well if it had been a kid he would have jumped in. :eek: :rofl:


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