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What are your views about his music? Personally, I think it's shit. His 1988 Christmas single 'Mistletoe and Wine' is always overplayed at Christmas. If you carefully watch the music video where he's swinging his arms from side to side, it looks like he's wanking off a horse.

Oh, and he had a pop hit in the 1960s called Young Ones... :chin:

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Think I half liked his single 'Wired for Sound' a few decades ago, but apart from that - nah.

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Quite a catchy tune I guess, but he does look hideous in the video wearing shorts and earphones while rollerblading.

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I used to like some of Gary Glitter's songs at one time in my life...... just sayin' :)

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Scott Nelson wrote:Quite a catchy tune I guess, but he does look hideous in the video wearing shorts and earphones while rollerblading.


I just watched the video to refresh my memory - he seems to be wearing tight leather trousers.

The shorts are probably only in your fantasies about him Scott. :rofl:

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OMFG! You must be joking! The very sight of Cliff in tight pants makes me feel sick!

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OMFG! You must be joking! The very sight of Cliff in tight pants makes me feel sick!

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The very sight of him in anything makes me feel sick

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I liked S Club 7 at one point. I will hand myself in to be killed tomorrow. :D



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smeggypants wrote:The very sight of him in anything makes me feel sick


His face looks like a leather chamois.

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Stanley Tweedle wrote:I liked S Club 7 at one point. I will hand myself in to be killed tomorrow. :D


Could be worse! S Club Juniors :P

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Stanley Tweedle wrote:I liked S Club 7 at one point. I will hand myself in to be killed tomorrow. :D


Could be worse! S Club Juniors :P


Could be worse. Being a member of S Club Juniors working at the BBC. :shrug:



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Stanley Tweedle wrote:I liked S Club 7 at one point. I will hand myself in to be killed tomorrow. :D


Could be worse! S Club Juniors :P


Could be worse. Being a member of S Club Juniors working at the BBC. :shrug:


Yeh I bet Stuart hall and Savile loved S Club juniors. They were probably specially prepared for the purpose!!! :eek: :eek:

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Well, he did make one good record....



Well... fantastic actually but to be fair, its probably more to do with The Shadows providing the best ingredient than Cliff trying to be Elvis.

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I would like to comp;ain about the use of "Sir" Cliff Richard.

I would never refer to the arsehole as "Sir". There's no obligation to refer to someone with a title that was applied by some alien Establishment. It implies some kind of recognition or superiority that I didn't give my consent to or agree with.

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I liked 'Wired for Sound'. It reminds me of when I was young and Essex Radio was just starting up. Does that make me a bad person?

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chinchin wrote:I liked 'Wired for Sound'. It reminds me of when I was young and Essex Radio was just starting up. Does that make me a bad person?

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Of course not :)


I was really into Glam rock in the 70s. As were most of my school mates. we had jo idea that GLitter ( and others probably ) was into underage girls at the time, those sort of things never entered our minds :)




Although I did find out in the early 80s that Tam Paton, the Bay Ciity rollers manager had a penchant for underage little boys.

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At least you weren't in his gang. :mad1:



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Is he a turd burglar?

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Nah, he's a fiddy kiddler.

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