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I wonder if the wig gets paid as well?



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crumbs wrote:
Scott Nelson wrote:On sale now: Tickets to celebrate 75 years of :cliff:

I bet Smeggy has bought his ticket already! :thumb:

http://www.stereoboard.com/content/view/187953/9


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Where do I buy tickets from? Who wants to come with me? :D :D :D


Now that's something that isn't suitable for children

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Scott Nelson wrote:Keep your children out of the shadows :thumb:


:rofl: :rofl:

Hank Marvin could tell a tale or two :)

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Wasn't a another pop singer also on that notorious list, why no mention of him?



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chinchin wrote:Wasn't a another pop singer also on that notorious list, why no mention of him?



Yes chins a singer from the late fifties early sixties eras.JC



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Scott Nelson wrote:Seems odd his/her identity is being kept anonymous.


Even though they raided his flat :rofl:

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Scott Nelson wrote:Why would anyone display a pic of :cliff: in their window? :chin:


Cmon Scott, think of it as a yellow ribbon

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Enough to scar a 7 year old boy for life!!!! :eek: :eek: :eek:

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smeggypants wrote:Enough to scar a 7 year old boy for life!!!! :eek: :eek: :eek:


Well, Cliff does model himself on Crumbs' attribute.

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'twas interesting to read when his flat was raided he had Andy Warhol prints on his wall and a naked male bust.



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Article here:

http://www.pressreader.com/uk/scottish- ... 5/TextView

Includes details re Warhol prints and translucent sculpture of male torso.



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chinchin wrote:'twas interesting to read when his flat was raided he had Andy Warhol prints on his wall and a naked male bust.


Andy Warhol had serious medical issues as a child, plus he was almost assassinated in the late 60's. Hos creative work in later life and how some of them ended up in Cliff's possession does not justify your tenuous link to the deviant however.

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Morph wrote:Why would anyone display a pic of :cliff: in their window? :chin:


Scare the 'trick or treat' kids away ?

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He is pissed orf cos he may have been caught?



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Morph wrote:And there was :cliff: telling people he's straight...



*Sniggers muchly* :D :D :D



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Morph wrote:And there was :cliff: telling people he's straight...



*Sniggers muchly* :D :D :D


Mr Webb is no more than one of those with a fascination for huuuuuge cock. You two should be ashamed.


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Morph wrote:Why would anyone display a pic of :cliff: in their window? :chin:


Scare the 'trick or treat' kids away ?


I thought that was :savile: job? :thumb:



Same effect :)

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I don't think Cliff dare tell anyone his sexual preferences

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Being gay or bisexual (wouldnt surprise me tbh) isnt perverted :)

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