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grimtales1 wrote:Being gay or bisexual (wouldnt surprise me tbh) isnt perverted :)


Quite right too. People who abuse children come in all varieties. Sexuality has nothing to do with it.



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Morph wrote::cliff: prefers hiding in The Shadows inside his closet.


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Caught on Court ?

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Cliff Richard is fucking repulsive

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I agree with one thing in the Sunday Mirror. It's high time he was charged or given the all clear. How much longer is this going to drag on?

BTW Did you know Sue Barker is his ex? :confused: I could have sworn she was just a tennis partner?



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chinchin wrote:I agree with one thing in the Sunday Mirror. It's high time he was charged or given the all clear. How much longer is this going to drag on?


Cliff like it to be 'drag on' on the ground.

Are you one of those 'outer's Chins ?

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chinchin wrote:I agree with one thing in the Sunday Mirror. It's high time he was charged or given the all clear. How much longer is this going to drag on?

BTW Did you know Sue Barker is his ex? :confused: I could have sworn she was just a tennis partner?



Load of bollocks. Media girlfriend, just like Simon Cowell pretending to be straight and paying PR companies to place silly stories in the Daily Mail etc portraying him has having had loads of girlfriends. :groan: :groan:

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I agree with you Smeggy and I am coming round to your view re Cowell also . Especially suspicious with Sinitta.



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This is the kind of propaganda that drives the celeb industry ,...


http://attitude.co.uk/sinitta-cowell-gay-rumours-someone-forgot-tell-penis/

Sinitta has laughed off rumours that Simon Cowell is gay.

The So Macho singer said that it is obvious which way Cowell is “inclined”.

The X Factor judge’s sexuality has been reported on recently, following claims made by Gareth Varey during Tulisa Contostavlos’s recent drugs trial.

Sinitta told Closer: “If Simon is gay, someone forgot to tell his penis. He’s had so many girlfriends, it’s obvious which way he’s inclined. He’ll be laughing it off.”



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Sinitta sporting bollocks is a bit far fetched Smeggy.

No need to post images if true though. :throwup:

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Channel Hopper wrote:Sinitta sporting bollocks is a bit far fetched Smeggy.

No need to post images if true though. :throwup:


She can sport my bollocks :)

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To preserve equality you'll say she has full meat and two veg next.

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She can have my meat :)

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smeggypants wrote:This is the kind of propaganda that drives the celeb industry ,...


http://attitude.co.uk/sinitta-cowell-gay-rumours-someone-forgot-tell-penis/

Sinitta has laughed off rumours that Simon Cowell is gay.

The So Macho singer said that it is obvious which way Cowell is “inclined”.

The X Factor judge’s sexuality has been reported on recently, following claims made by Gareth Varey during Tulisa Contostavlos’s recent drugs trial.

Sinitta told Closer: “If Simon is gay, someone forgot to tell his penis. He’s had so many girlfriends, it’s obvious which way he’s inclined. He’ll be laughing it off.”



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Yeah, and Sinitta is still 40 :D

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She's 51 I think

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smeggypants wrote:She's 51 I think


I would (maybe) :D :oops:

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:rofl: :rofl:

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Whats so funny? :)

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grimtales1 wrote:Whats so funny? :)


"Willie And The Hand Jive" -don't you get it? :)

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Is that a masonic Handshake I see there? :chin: :chin:

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