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Scott Nelson wrote:I know you'll be glued to Radio 2 at 8pm on Christmas Eve ^

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:cliff:

"The next track I'm about to play is a classic which :savile: used to play on Radio 1. The Young Ones. Did you know :savile: helped me write the lyrics?"


.... and pull their pants down.

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Scott Nelson wrote::cliff: doesn't mind being called gay now:

http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-n ... le-3436767



Once Simon Cowell's mum dies he'll come out. He puts up this hilarious pretence including paying £250,000 a year to PR agencies to publish "Heterosexual Simon" articles in the Daily Mail including the bollocks about Sinitta and the absurd nonsense about some jewish Bird and his baby that's as silly as Elton john's historical marriage to a woman.

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Scott Nelson wrote::cliff: doesn't mind being called gay now:


Did he suck on Spangles as a Young One ?

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Scott Nelson wrote:He probably has sucked on young ones :cliff:


Several times I would imagine. Shame Jill Dando didn't live to expose these fuckers!!!

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Scott Nelson wrote::cliff: doesn't mind being called gay now:

http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-n ... le-3436767



Once Simon Cowell's mum dies he'll come out. He puts up this hilarious pretence including paying £250,000 a year to PR agencies to publish "Heterosexual Simon" articles in the Daily Mail including the bollocks about Sinitta and the absurd nonsense about some jewish Bird and his baby that's as silly as Elton john's historical marriage to a woman.


Seems you might be right Smeggy

http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-n ... gs-3875511

The drugs trial of N-Dubz star Tulisa took a sensational turn today as jurors were played a secret recording where the former X factor judge's manager Gareth Varey told 'Fake Sheik' Mazher Mahmood that Simon Cowell was gay.

When Mr Mahmood asked Mr Varey off camera if Contostavlos’ fellow X Factor judge was gay, he replied: "Yes".



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smeggypants wrote:
Scott Nelson wrote::cliff: doesn't mind being called gay now:

http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-n ... le-3436767



Once Simon Cowell's mum dies he'll come out. He puts up this hilarious pretence including paying £250,000 a year to PR agencies to publish "Heterosexual Simon" articles in the Daily Mail including the bollocks about Sinitta and the absurd nonsense about some jewish Bird and his baby that's as silly as Elton john's historical marriage to a woman.


Seems you might be right Smeggy

http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-n ... gs-3875511

The drugs trial of N-Dubz star Tulisa took a sensational turn today as jurors were played a secret recording where the former X factor judge's manager Gareth Varey told 'Fake Sheik' Mazher Mahmood that Simon Cowell was gay.

When Mr Mahmood asked Mr Varey off camera if Contostavlos’ fellow X Factor judge was gay, he replied: "Yes".


Well known in the music biz. :thumb:

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Scott Nelson wrote:A daft :cliff: fan has threatened to report me and a group of others because #SummerHoliday was mentioned on an Elm Guesthouse tweet!

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See you in court, Mr Harry Webb

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I bet all the 'celeby' friends will come out in support.



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Scott Nelson wrote:Succulently sums up :cliff:



I think you mean succinctly :)

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Hmmmm, and given the date there Dolls, (from last year), it makes you wonder doesn't it. The writer of the page in the link, among others, seems confused as to how he got his Barbadian Citizenship.

Plus, he knew about the 'talk' circulating about him after the JS scandal broke :chin: :hmmm:



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He's been in the frame for donkeys now. I jsut hope other victims come forward

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smeggypants wrote:He's been in the frame for donkeys now. I jsut hope other victims come forward



Just been watching the news, and they say, further victims have now come forward, now what is cliff going to say about this



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smeggypants wrote:He's been in the frame for donkeys now. I jsut hope other victims come forward


Yes me too. I've also noticed an increase in his 'Sir' title being used, almost as if to counteract what has come to light. Or is it me? JS was a 'Sir', it means nothing but a little subliminal message here and there wouldn't surprise me.



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smeggypants wrote:He's been in the frame for donkeys now. I jsut hope other victims come forward


Yes me too. I've also noticed an increase in his 'Sir' title being used, almost as if to counteract what has come to light. Or is it me? JS was a 'Sir', it means nothing but a little subliminal message here and there wouldn't surprise me.


So many people with the title "Sir" have been shown to be pretty distasteful people.

I never call anyone 'Sir' or any similar titles. We're all human beings at a base level.


p.s notice the media doesn't call Savile Sir anymore

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i dislike being called sir ...

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I'm the same Smeggy. I refuse to give musicians, actors, etc, any title before their name. Those titles belong to people who truly dedicate themselves to helping others. I know many actors, for eg, have done a lot of great charity work but they've also made themselves very wealthy in the process. The titles have no real relevance sadly.

It's a shame more people don't think like you Wots. Some bloody buy their titles, that's even worse. It's disgusting that it's allowed :mad1:



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wotsit2 wrote:i dislike being called sir ...


He prefers my lord. Don't forget to doff your cap as well :)



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wotsit2 wrote:i dislike being called sir ...


He prefers my lord. Don't forget to doff your cap as well :)

too fucking right !




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