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Amy Winehouse Exposed as 12 year old Rasta Boy

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Amy Winehouse has finally been exposed as a 12 year old Rasta Boy.

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An insider told Love In magazine "Don't be fooled by the bikini top. It's a couple of old socks. And the penis is tucked between the legs." Asked what the deal was with the voice was the insider continued. "Her name is not Amy it's George. The record company possibly market a 12 year old boy with the voice of a female soul singer so it was decided to fake substance abuse to account for the complete lack of the female form. Fuck knows what's going to happen when his voice breaks and his balls drop!"

Gary Glitter was said to be highly interested in a duet. And Jonathan King was his revealed himself as manager and revealed himself.

Simon Cowell admitted he had nothing to do with the music business's biggest scam since gay Cliff Richard was passed off as Hetro-Celebate.

George, sorry, Amy was unavailable for comment tonight as he was playing with his trainset.



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BLECH!! - UGH - Apologies to any women who look like that but that doesn't do it for me at all. Sex appeal value = ZERO

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