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smeggypants wrote:Has he died yet? :)


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Has he died yet? :hmmm:
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Has he died yet? :)

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smeggypants wrote:Has he died yet? :)



Yes... Yes he has....

Oh no.. wait a minute... There it goes....


No!

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smeggypants wrote:Has he died yet? :)



Yes... Yes he has....

Oh no.. wait a minute... There it goes....


No!


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Judging by some of his comments over the years (and surprisingly) I consider him a bit of a homophobe. I guess it's his age. Has he got long?



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chinchin wrote:Judging by some of his comments over the years (and surprisingly) I consider him a bit of a homophobe. I guess it's his age. Has he got long?



You consider anybody who dosent guzzle sperm by the litre a homophobe, so who gives a fuck what you think?

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smeggypants wrote:Has he died yet? :)



Yes... Yes he has....

Oh no.. wait a minute... There it goes....


No!


Did that wheel seem rigged to you? I remember sometimes it seemed to carry on going a bit further than you'd think, or sometimes stopped a bit short :hmmm:



Rigged? No.... Surely not? :D

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chinchin wrote:Judging by some of his comments over the years (and surprisingly) I consider him a bit of a homophobe. I guess it's his age. Has he got long?



You consider anybody who dosent guzzle sperm by the litre a homophobe, so who gives a fuck what you think?


Squizz, you only guzzle it by the pint. that makes you a .............................. :hyenas: :hyenas:

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chinchin wrote:Judging by some of his comments over the years (and surprisingly) I consider him a bit of a homophobe. I guess it's his age. Has he got long?


Suck my fucking dick. Thanks.



Peace offering Crumbs? :D

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crumbs wrote:^ You can suck my fucking dick too, but don't get any lipstick on it. :D :D :D


All these invites to the men to suck your dick and you dont want any lippy around it?

Methinks you would prefer a big hairy moustache! :D

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crumbs wrote:^ You can suck my fucking dick too, but don't get any lipstick on it. :D :D :D


All these invites to the men to suck your dick and you dont want any lippy around it?

Methinks you would prefer a big hairy moustache! :D

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I think crumbs may possibly suck his own dick seeing it's sooo huuuuge! I reckon he also has a moustache. :rofl:

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Squizz, you only guzzle it by the pint. that makes you a .............................. :hyenas: :hyenas:


Tut tut ! Trading standards will be over in a moment .


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Dolls wrote:
Mr Squirrel wrote:
crumbs wrote:^ You can suck my fucking dick too, but don't get any lipstick on it. :D :D :D


All these invites to the men to suck your dick and you dont want any lippy around it?

Methinks you would prefer a big hairy moustache! :D

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I think crumbs may possibly suck his own dick seeing it's sooo huuuuge! I reckon he also has a moustache. :rofl:


He only sucks other people's :)

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smeggypants wrote:
Dolls wrote:
Mr Squirrel wrote:
crumbs wrote:^ You can suck my fucking dick too, but don't get any lipstick on it. :D :D :D


All these invites to the men to suck your dick and you dont want any lippy around it?

Methinks you would prefer a big hairy moustache! :D

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I think crumbs may possibly suck his own dick seeing it's sooo huuuuge! I reckon he also has a moustache. :rofl:


He only sucks other people's :)



Oi! Take Freddy out of this please! :(

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Dolls wrote:Oi! Take Freddy out of this please! :(


His chin saw more balls than Ian Botham's bat. :hyenas:

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Dolls wrote:Oi! Take Freddy out of this please! :(


His chin saw more balls than Ian Botham's bat. :hyenas:




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:( poor old sod though.

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