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And you just shared the same sick joke....when i saw your post headline i thought Brucie had dies and we love him here.....!!



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Good game, good game.

had me going there for a moment :)

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When they eventually put him in the ground the mourners will shout 'lower, lower'.

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stinkymouse wrote:And you just shared the same sick joke....when i saw your post headline i thought Brucie had dies and we love him here.....!!



smeggypants wrote:Good game, good game.

had me going there for a moment :)


This should be allowed, at least you should have posted this in the joke section, can you imagine the trouble you would be in, if you posted this in digital spy


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Scott Nelson wrote:
stinkymouse wrote:And you just shared the same sick joke....when i saw your post headline i thought Brucie had dies and we love him here.....!!


I can't stand the decrepit old creep!

Don't forget you said the same thing about David Jacobs then as soon as he died you regretted it....



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stinkymouse wrote:And you just shared the same sick joke....when i saw your post headline i thought Brucie had dies and we love him here.....!!


I don't like him. I think he's a cheesy old baldy

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stinkymouse wrote:And you just shared the same sick joke....when i saw your post headline i thought Brucie had dies and we love him here.....!!



smeggypants wrote:Good game, good game.

had me going there for a moment :)


This should be allowed, at least you should have posted this in the joke section, can you imagine the trouble you would be in, if you posted this in digital spy


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We have all been banned from DS that's why we are here...i appreciate Smeggys free speech on here,my right wing slightly racist views would have lasted 5 mins on any other forum....



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Scott Nelson wrote:You should see the way Bruce Forsyth touches the female contestants, he always has his hand virtually under a breast. And I bet he's indecently assaulted the dolly birds! Filthy old goat.


Cant fault him for that. :D

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I don't agree with the title of the thread.
But it's typical of Scott.
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stinkymouse wrote:We have all been banned from DS that's why we are here...i appreciate Smeggys free speech on here,my right wing slightly racist views would have lasted 5 mins on any other forum....


I havent. :D

I was never a member of that online shithouse anyway.

They probably would ban me if i tried to join anyway.

Chosen Username - Mr Squirrel..

Oh fuck, its him!

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Especially this woman:

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Now yer talkin Scotty! :hubba:

Our Linda was always one of my favourite glamour girls.... Her and this daft trollop...

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Yeah, i know... but still.... :hubba:

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Scott Nelson wrote:"You get nothing for a pair, not in this game!"


I would do that pair. :lobon:

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Scott Nelson wrote:"You get nothing for a pair, not in this game!"

For somebody who hates Brusie its clear you watch his game shows..... :D



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Scott Nelson wrote:
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Scott Nelson wrote:"You get nothing for a pair, not in this game!"

For somebody who hates Brusie its clear you watch his game shows..... :D


Unfortunately, my parents used to watch him back in the days when we only had four TV channels. I still have nightmares about it.


Watching Brucie or just having 4 channels? :D

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four TV channels!

I remember when there were only three TV Channels!

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Scott Nelson wrote:I grew up in the 1980s. Brookside was popular in my household back then!

Now your talking my language,only soap i used to watch.....had a big crush on Jacqui Dixon.... :pp:



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Scott Nelson wrote:I grew up in the 1980s. Brookside was popular in my household back then!


I was a brookside fan in the 80s :oops:

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smeggypants wrote:four TV channels!

I remember when there were only three TV Channels!


Heh... so do i.

I remember asking my Dad why there were 4 knobs on the telly (no jokes please) and him telling me that soon there will be a 4th channel.

It was like waiting for xmas.

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Channel Hopper wrote:When they eventually put him in the ground the mourners will shout 'lower, lower'.


I shouldnt laugh but :D
There was no need for the opening post however, when I saw it I thought Bruce had died! :(

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