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Are you still living in the 1980s?


Apparently there was a biblical character by the name of Jesus or some similar form of address who suffered a bit of prejudice and that predates even the 1980's.

Pejudice in all of its forms goes back to time immemorial. Mankind has always applied morals to those they dislike.




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Scott Nelson wrote:This is going to end in tears:

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/showbiz/3556 ... have-kids-


That's what epidurals are for.

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Scott Nelson wrote:This is going to end in tears:

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/showbiz/3556 ... have-kids-


That's what epidurals are for.


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crumbs wrote:How the fuck are they going to have kids? Does one of them have a vagina, a uterus, fallopian tubes and ovaries? No, I didn't think so either. Social engineering is fucking with nature and, yes, it is all going to end in tears.


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diatribe wrote:"You know what David, he reminds me so much of you!"
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I posted this on Morningstarr*



I'm sure you did, but where did you get it from? I found it on here and thought it would coincide with the pic.

http://www.arrse.co.uk/sick-jokes/15561 ... -baby.html




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crumbs wrote:How the fuck are they going to have kids? Does one of them have a vagina, a uterus, fallopian tubes and ovaries? No, I didn't think so either. Social engineering is fucking with nature and, yes, it is all going to end in tears.


I don't agree with same-sex couples adopting children. This is an example where gay rights have gone too far.


That is by far, the most sensible remark you have made on this forum in quite some time.

Bravo. :clap:

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I don't agree with same-sex couples adopting children. This is an example where gay rights have gone too far.



I can empathise with your homosexual stance, Scott, to be gay as you call it is about the only fucking privilige the british people have left. The right to be gay, after all, there aren't many others. :eek:




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Major Starbold wrote:
I posted this on Morningstarr*



I'm sure you did, but where did you get it from? I found it on here and thought it would coincide with the pic.

http://www.arrse.co.uk/sick-jokes/15561 ... -baby.html


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Stupid ignorant homophobic twat

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Silly (mad) cow.



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What a vile twat. Stupid cow :mad:

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Stupid fuckers! Just ignore these ignorant prats.



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crumbs wrote:I doubt very much that you were born gay. Had you been born in the wild you would not have had gay feelings.


nonsense. Homosexuality is prevelant in hundreds of different species

As for this lady not being a Christian - Christianity itself does not condone homosexuality. Therefore, she is being a true Christian. There is no such thing as a gay Christian.


Technically you're correct, but most adherents of organised religions are cherry pickers. Loads of people work on the Sabbath, eat shellfish, wear clothes with the wrong combination of threads, accept food from foreigners, etc,

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Scott Nelson wrote:Christianity has evolved. The Bible is outdated and is based on life hundreds of years ago. It needs rewriting and updating.


Ahhh yes but they can't do that as that would be admitting it wasn't the word of "the lord" after all :)

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crumbs wrote:I doubt very much that you were born gay. Had you been born in the wild you would not have had gay feelings.

As for this lady not being a Christian - Christianity itself does not condone homosexuality. Therefore, she is being a true Christian. There is no such thing as a gay Christian.


All religious people pick and choose which parts of their religion they follow. There is nobody that follows everything 100%. In fact Christianity is based on all of it's followers 'sinning', in other words breaking the rules.



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