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Cameron's hairdresser gets an MBE

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http://www.independent.co.uk/voices/com ... 42306.html

smeggypants wrote:Cameron's hairdresser gets an MBE

Sometimes the society we live in a complete and utter joke


http://www.independent.co.uk/voices/com ... 42306.html

Couldn't believe what I was reading

Wonder what the hairdresser has on Cameron

Makes you wonder doesn't it.

Resonance wrote:Wonder what the hairdresser has on Cameron

HD: So... Where you been on holiday this year PM?

PM: Well, Hedonism actually!

HD: Oh right... i been there once... Too much bumming for my liking..

PM: Actually, Samantha and i really enjoyed that bit... So did Nick!

HD: Ohhh no... i got a sore arse from all that... Ibiza is for me now..

PM: I hear that you can get ripped to the tits on good shit there... Know any good contacts?

HD: Let me finish your cut and blow... then i will get you a number, dude!

PM: sweet!

HD: Nice one!

PM: Sorted!

HD: Geezer!

PM: Nice!

Mr Squirrel wrote:

Resonance wrote:Wonder what the hairdresser has on Cameron

HD: So... Where you been on holiday this year PM?

PM: Well, Hedonism actually!

HD: Oh right... i been there once... Too much bumming for my liking..

PM: Actually, Samantha and i really enjoyed that bit... So did Nick!

HD: Ohhh no... i got a sore arse from all that... Ibiza is for me now..

PM: I hear that you can get ripped to the tits on good shit there... Know any good contacts?

HD: Let me finish your cut and blow... then i will get you a number, dude!

PM: sweet!

HD: Nice one!

PM: Sorted!

HD: Geezer!

PM: Nice!

pretty much sums it up I would think

For previous PMs



replace "hedonism" with "Haut de la Garenne Children's Home, Jersey"