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Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin have very self-consciously 'consciously uncoupled'. More and worse dirges from Coldplay depressingly imminent.
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Bland & Blander.

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:yawn: there's been rumours around about a split for ages.

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Which one thought 'Apple' as a children's name was clever ?

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Actually I think I prefer Dull & Duller.

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You lot should be fucking ashamed of yourselves... This is terrible news!

I am beside myself here with grief. How will the world continue to spin on its axis now this golden couple are no longer 'co-coupling' is anybodys guess. I think i shall now go and take a bottle of strong tablets and wash them down with 2 bottles of Jack Daniels before i slash my wrists to the accompaniment of 'Clocks' before the world stops turning, birds fall from the sky and the dead rise from the grave.

Must put the bin out first though as Thursday is bin day.

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Squibbs you always cheer me up! :howl: :howl:

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Mr Squirrel wrote:You lot should be fucking ashamed of yourselves... This is terrible news!

I am beside myself here with grief. How will the world continue to spin on its axis now this golden couple are no longer 'co-coupling' is anybodys guess. I think i shall now go and take a bottle of strong tablets and wash them down with 2 bottles of Jack Daniels before i slash my wrists to the accompaniment of 'Clocks' before the world stops turning, birds fall from the sky and the dead rise from the grave.

Must put the bin out first though as Thursday is bin day.


Yes, my bin is waiting to go out too. :):

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Mr Squirrel wrote:You lot should be fucking ashamed of yourselves... This is terrible news!

I am beside myself here with grief. How will the world continue to spin on its axis now this golden couple are no longer 'co-coupling' is anybodys guess. I think i shall now go and take a bottle of strong tablets and wash them down with 2 bottles of Jack Daniels before i slash my wrists to the accompaniment of 'Clocks' before the world stops turning, birds fall from the sky and the dead rise from the grave.

Must put the bin out first though as Thursday is bin day.


Yes, my bin is waiting to go out too. :):




Mine too I have Apples I haven't eaten either! :howl:

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Dolls wrote:Mine too I have Apples I haven't eaten either! :howl:


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I was bored and decided to update my signature but i couldnt think of anything to put, so i decided to just put Bollocks!

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Mr Squirrel wrote:You lot should be fucking ashamed of yourselves... This is terrible news!

I am beside myself here with grief. How will the world continue to spin on its axis now this golden couple are no longer 'co-coupling' is anybodys guess. I think i shall now go and take a bottle of strong tablets and wash them down with 2 bottles of Jack Daniels before i slash my wrists to the accompaniment of 'Clocks' before the world stops turning, birds fall from the sky and the dead rise from the grave.

Must put the bin out first though as Thursday is bin day.


This sums my feelings up about it too. Thursday is our bin day and putting them out tonight is a highlight of the week compared to the 'uncoupling' of two vacuous lumps of phlegm I couldn't give two shits about.

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Mr Squirrel wrote:You lot should be fucking ashamed of yourselves... This is terrible news!

I am beside myself here with grief. How will the world continue to spin on its axis now this golden couple are no longer 'co-coupling' is anybodys guess. I think i shall now go and take a bottle of strong tablets and wash them down with 2 bottles of Jack Daniels before i slash my wrists to the accompaniment of 'Clocks' before the world stops turning, birds fall from the sky and the dead rise from the grave.

Must put the bin out first though as Thursday is bin day.




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Dolls wrote:Mine too I have Apples I haven't eaten either! :howl:


A celebrity couple once tried to entertain me... I ate their daughter with some Custard and Ice cream....
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Its excellent news folks....


The bin got emptied.

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Mr Squirrel wrote:Its excellent news folks....


The bin got emptied.

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Mine too. :howl: :howl:

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Mr Squirrel wrote:Its excellent news folks....


The bin got emptied.

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Is this a fortnightly or weekly bin collection and did you properly rinse the marge tubs ? It's recycling hell out there.

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smeggypants wrote:This sums my feelings up about it too. Thursday is our bin day and putting them out tonight is a highlight of the week compared to the 'uncoupling' of two vacuous lumps of phlegm I couldn't give two shits about.


One more shit than most though.

I wonder who conjoured up the 'Consciously Uncoupled' moniker . :chin:

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smeggypants wrote:This sums my feelings up about it too. Thursday is our bin day and putting them out tonight is a highlight of the week compared to the 'uncoupling' of two vacuous lumps of phlegm I couldn't give two shits about.


One more shit than most though.

I wonder who conjoured up the 'Consciously Uncoupled' moniker . :chin:



I read somewhere somebody said 'good name for a band' :rofl:

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More heterosexual shenanigans. :throwup:



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chinchin wrote:More heterosexual shenanigans. :throwup:

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