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Doris Skull, an absolute nobody, has decided not to buy an exclusive home in Beverly Hills.

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A source said "She can't afford it for one thing. it also costs too much". The Daily Star, who reportedly paid Doris £30,000 for an exclusive story, featured Doris on a 3 page spread after her decision not to buy the mansion set in leafy grounds in the sumptuous Los Angeles suburb, which came complete with downstairs toilet.

Doris, a retired dental Practise receptionist said she had spent 5 minutes considering the purchase, but had realised at the last moment her pet duck billed platypus required a new garage and money was a bit tight this month after a hefty repair bill on the garlic press.

Vanessa Feltz who wasn't felt and not in the building couldn't understand the fuss and vowed never to return again.

Three more insiders added "two of us couldn't understand the reaction by Ms feltz and in our experience people like Doris prefer to want magnolia and her decision is only something any sensible person would contemplate this week"

Doris was available for no comment. A man with eyebrows wasn't.

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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

That had me choking on my water! :o Brilliant; your reports are always fantastic. :D We need Doris Skull on the forum! :D :sid:

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Thank you for that fantastic laugh TBB................... :rofl: :rofl:


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her pet duck billed platypus required a new garage

ROFL :) :) :rofl:

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