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Woman uses life size Cliff Richard doll to help her keep safe

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Sean Balmford ‏@legsy65 1h1 hour ago
@BBCEngland @BBCNews Jesus..i bet her kids are shitting themselves
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Marco Pierre Shite ‏@Marco_P_Shite 1h1 hour ago
@BBCEngland @baldmanphill I Bet she doesn't let the kids sit next to it!
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Baldmanphill ‏@baldmanphill 1h1 hour ago
@Marco_P_Shite @BBCEngland it'll keep the trick n treaters away
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A life-size replica of Sir Cliff Richard is being used as a security measure by a couple in Norfolk.

David Stolworthy said the model was put in his wife's car to make her feel less vulnerable when travelling alone at night.

But the dummy also heads out regularly with the family - even joining them on continental holidays.

Mr Stolworthy, 71, said the head came from a car boot sale and he fashioned the body from MDF and a cushion.



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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-norfolk-29458666

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:rofl: I want one,wonder where she bought it? :rofl: you could stick it in front room window on Halloween. :rofl:

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might keep kids away from the car :D

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wotsit2 wrote:might keep kids away from the car :D



Not only the car Wotsie! But the fucking house! :eek: if you put that in yer front window. :rofl: There again I think oh dear... :hmmm:

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wotsit2 wrote:might keep kids away from the car :D



Not only the car Wotsie! But the fucking house! :eek: if you put that in yer front window. :rofl: There again I think oh dear... :hmmm:

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"it looks like Zaphod Beeblebrox's 2nd head"

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Still laughing at his wig in the second pic :)

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phild05 wrote:"it looks like Zaphod Beeblebrox's 2nd head"

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