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Carol Vorderman tweets massive cameltoe :thumb: :thumb:


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Fippin 'eck :eek:



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This is by far and away, the best thread on this forum in the last..... erm.... ever!

I was bored and decided to update my signature but i couldnt think of anything to put, so i decided to just put Bollocks!

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Looks like John Waynes saddlebags!! :eek4:



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crumbs wrote:Miiiiiiiiind the gap! :D :D :D

Sorry, but crumbs doesn't find fat cunts much of a turn-on.



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Its huuuuuuuge cocks that do it for you, innit? :D

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crumbs wrote:Miiiiiiiiind the gap! :D :D :D

Sorry, but crumbs doesn't find fat cunts much of a turn-on.

You think Carol Vorderman's fat ?

Or you think Carol Vorderman's got a fat cunt ?

Or you think Carol Vorderman is a fat cunt ?

Let them eat rich, expensive, funny-shaped, yellow, eggy buns.

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crumbs wrote:Miiiiiiiiind the gap! :D :D :D

Sorry, but crumbs doesn't find fat cunts much of a turn-on.

You think Carol Vorderman's fat ?

Or you think Carol Vorderman's got a fat cunt ?

Or you think Carol Vorderman is a fat cunt ?



I was thinking same thing. :hmmm:



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crumbs wrote:
The gash is a bit too wide and meaty for crumbs.


And here is us thinking that Crumbs would need a gash like a Whales gob to accommodate that huuuuuuuuge cock!

If Carols gash is too big for Crumbs's member...... I pity the tool! :D

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