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Rupert Murdoch announces engagement to Jerry Hall

What a nauseous pair of cunts :throwup: :throwup: :throwup:

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*Throws up violently* :vomit2: :vomit2: :vomit2: :vomit2:



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Wonder what's she sees in the billionaire. :throwup:



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Dolls wrote:Wonder what's she sees in the billionaire. :throwup:


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nah, it's his fit body and riveting personality really :)

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Her face, she reminds me a gold diggers pit pony.

I woulda thought Mick had worn her out.

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Have you noticed in the photograph that nobody is even smiling, pleased for them?

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I remember on a cooking programme, with Ainsley Harriet on the BBC, the gold digger was plugging 'Splenda' (surcrose with bolted on chlorine to make it cheaper?) artificial sweetener by saying 'I use Splenda' and holding up the packet! 'Goes to character' as they say in court TV dramas! :D



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Dolls wrote:Wonder what's she sees in the billionaire. :throwup:



I wonder what the billionaire sees in Jerry Hall?

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Mr Squirrel wrote:
Dolls wrote:Wonder what's she sees in the billionaire. :throwup:



I wonder what the billionaire sees in Jerry Hall?



She has a pulse?

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Mr Squirrel wrote:
Dolls wrote:Wonder what's she sees in the billionaire. :throwup:



I wonder what the billionaire sees in Jerry Hall?



She has a pulse?


She doesn't get moist when Tony Blair is on front page.

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