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How many of them are out there now? I know of Pammy's one, and I heard Jordan even had one :eek: but what the hell? I now hear there are hundreds of them. Don't any of these celebs learn their lesson?

Anyone know of any in particular?

Actually, has anyone SEEN any? :eek: :oops:

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I'm sure there's hundreds upon hundreds of them out there. You really would think that they'd learn the lessons of others and just not film their encounters! :doh:

I've seen Pammy's and I have Paris Hilton's on my external hard drive and BB7's Imogen Thomas' video as well. :o I've no idea how they got there, Your Honour. Ahem. :o :pp:



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No Chance wrote:I'm sure there's hundreds upon hundreds of them out there. You really would think that they'd learn the lessons of others and just not film their encounters! :doh:

I've seen Pammy's and I have Paris Hilton's on my external hard drive and BB7's Imogen Thomas' video as well. :o I've no idea how they got there, Your Honour. Ahem. :o :pp:


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

I didn't know sexy Imogen had one. OOoh... :oops: :oops: :oops:

One Night in Paris. What a movie? Did it win an oscar? :D :D :D

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Jericho wrote:I didn't know sexy Imogen had one. OOoh... :oops: :oops: :oops:

One Night in Paris. What a movie? Did it win an oscar? :D :D :D

Yes, sexy Imogen does have one. RAWWWWWR! :o :pp: It's not too bad a video either actually. Very nice. :o :D

I think Paris' video won an award or something... *checks* Ah yes, according to Wikipedia, taken from here:

WikiWikiWooWoo wrote:The video received the AVN Awards in 2005 for "Best Selling Title of the Year", "Best Renting Title of the Year", and "Best Overall Marketing Campaign – Individual Project".


It's not too bad a vid, but I prefer Imogen's, to be honest. :o Referring to Paris' video, I've never understood why anyone would film themselves having sex and leave the telly on blasting away in the background. :| Talk about distracting! :x :o



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No Chance wrote:Yes, sexy Imogen does have one. RAWWWWWR! :o :pp: It's not too bad a video either actually. Very nice. :o :D


I wonder where one would see a video like that... just curious for educational reasons of course. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


No Chance wrote:It's not too bad a vid, but I prefer Imogen's, to be honest. :o Referring to Paris' video, I've never understood why anyone would film themselves having sex and leave the telly on blasting away in the background. :| Talk about distracting! :x :o


:rofl: :rofl:

That would put me right off ! I guess some people have the knack and some don't. :thumb: :D

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No Chance wrote:Yes, sexy Imogen does have one. RAWWWWWR! :o :pp: It's not too bad a video either actually. Very nice. :o :D


I wonder where one would see a video like that... just curious for educational reasons of course. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

One would PM me with an e-mail address and I would e-mail it to one... Purely for your educational reasons, naturally. :pp: It's a 13MB file in WMV format so it shouldn't take long to send. I really can't remember where I obtained it from; it was an MMS streaming link, but where I got it from I really can't remember. :o

No Chance, Your Local, Friendly Pornographer. :thumb: :o



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Jericho wrote:
No Chance wrote:Yes, sexy Imogen does have one. RAWWWWWR! :o :pp: It's not too bad a video either actually. Very nice. :o :D


I wonder where one would see a video like that... just curious for educational reasons of course. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

One would PM me with an e-mail address and I would e-mail it to one... Purely for your educational reasons, naturally. :pp: It's a 13MB file in WMV format so it shouldn't take long to send. I really can't remember where I obtained it from; it was an MMS streaming link, but where I got it from I really can't remember. :o

No Chance, Your Local, Friendly Pornographer. :thumb: :o


I may just have to do that... I would use it to study the ramifications of sex tapes on the world... purely for knkowledge. :oops: :oops:

Do you think anyone believes us? :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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Jericho wrote:Do you think anyone believes us? :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Not a chance. :o If only they knew you are undertaking serious research and require the material to do the job... :o

Right, rugby time; back later!

Enjoy! :o :pp:



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Jericho wrote:Do you think anyone believes us? :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Not a chance. :o If only they knew you are undertaking serious research and require the material to do the job... :o

Right, rugby time; back later!

Enjoy! :o :pp:


Have fun ! :D :D :D

*sneaks out with the video* :oops:

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Rob Lowe famously had one in the 90s.

Colin Farrell has one, apparently posted on the internet by a vengeful ex. Despite his legal efforts, I think it is still floating around on certain porn sites. (So I am told :o)



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whimsical oracle wrote:Rob Lowe famously had one in the 90s.

Colin Farrell has one, apparently posted on the internet by a vengeful ex. Despite his legal efforts, I think it is still floating around on certain porn sites. (So I am told :o)


I am so glad I am not a celebrity. :oops: :oops: :oops: :D

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I forgot about the Colin Farrell one; I saw that a while ago. :o I promise I don't spend all my time watching celebrity sex tapes. :o



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Jericho wrote:How many of them are out there now? I know of Pammy's one, and I heard Jordan even had one :eek: but what the hell? I now hear there are hundreds of them. Don't any of these celebs learn their lesson?

Anyone know of any in particular?

Actually, has anyone SEEN any? :eek: :oops:


I've seen the Pamela Anderson one.

I've seen the Imogen of Big Brother one.

I haven't seen the Paris Hilton one.


But really let's not kid ourselves that these tapes are frowned upon my many of these celebs. They are superb career boosters in many cases. The trick, and it's a weak trick really, is to give the illusion of frowning on the tape in order to stay the right side of the pretend veil of social decorum.

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Oh yeah, the celebs love it. I mean who wouldn't? Imagine the publicity they are getting from it. :D

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I suspect most of them are deliberately made and leaked in order to gain publicity.

I don't think I've ever actually watched a celebrity sex tape. For some reason, it just doesnt appeal to me!




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Ms Honey wrote:I suspect most of them are deliberately made and leaked in order to gain publicity.

I don't think I've ever actually watched a celebrity sex tape. For some reason, it just doesnt appeal to me!


:oops:

Good thing too. You kinda feel norty after watching them. :rofl:

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Ms Honey wrote:I suspect most of them are deliberately made and leaked in order to gain publicity.

I don't think I've ever actually watched a celebrity sex tape. For some reason, it just doesnt appeal to me!


:oops:

Good thing too. You kinda feel norty after watching them. :rofl:


I didn't feel very 'norty' after watching the Imogen off Big Brother sex 'tape' - In fact I laughed as it was rubbish. ( The performance that is ) - Actually the qulaity was rubbish too. filmed on an old 8mm cine camera I reckon

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smeggypants wrote:I didn't feel very 'norty' after watching the Imogen off Big Brother sex 'tape' - In fact I laughed as it was rubbish. ( The performance that is ) - Actually the qulaity was rubbish too. filmed on an old 8mm cine camera I reckon

I thought it was better than Paris' offering. If 'offering' is indeed the correct word to be using here. It did go awonk towards the end, but overall I didn't think it was too bad. Not the longest and the quality wasn't brilliant and quite why she deemed it a good idea to put music on in the background is anyone's guess. I thought it was quite alright. But then, I am easily pleased. So to speak... :o



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I haven't seen the paris hilton one. I did see the pamela anderson on the boat job though

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I didn't reckon much at all to Paris' video. Watching it for the first time was interesting, but certainly not overly arousing. I've seen both and I stand by my statement that Imogen's is better! :D

In Paris' vid, the telly's on quite loud and almost all of it is filmed in night-vision. It just doesn't do it for me. :| Maybe I prefer Imogen's because of her sultry Welsh accent? :o I don't know, but there's just something about it which I like. :o

You're not missing out on anything by not having seen Paris' offering; it was quite a disappointment actually, after all I'd heard about it. :evil: :o



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