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Scott Nelson wrote:You must be joking! She's more butch than Vin Diesel!


That's my point :D :D :D

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Scott Nelson wrote:I'm sick of seeing her ugly fat mug on the TV and in the papers. Why are they making such a big fuss about her? There are far more talented celebrities out there who never get any credit.


That'll be Danny Baker then. ;)

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Scott Nelson wrote:I'd rather have Vin Diesel (and it's about time he came out the closet) than Clare Balding, who looks remarkably like Jim Carver in The Bill.



I think I probably would too, and I'm straight :rofl: :rofl:

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smeggypants wrote:Me thinks Claire is your secret straight fantasy Scott :D :D


I refer you to the above, Scott's a not-so-secret grande furry cup aficionado. :coffee: :tongue:

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Scott Nelson wrote:I'm sick of seeing her ugly fat mug on the TV and in the papers. Why are they making such a big fuss about her? There are far more talented celebrities out there who never get any credit.


That'll be Danny Baker then. ;)


The Candy Man deserves more credit! He's a radio genius and very musically challenged.


Not really a recommendation.

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Scott Nelson wrote:I'm sick of seeing her ugly fat mug on the TV and in the papers. Why are they making such a big fuss about her? There are far more talented celebrities out there who never get any credit.


That'll be Danny Baker then. ;)


The Candy Man deserves more credit! He's a radio genius and very musically challenged.


Not really a recommendation.

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Well I'm going out one limb here! :hmmm: she was terrific for the Olympics. :thumb: never really liked her before she was a great commentator ,better than that ugly big head Eared Linrker.

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Scott Nelson wrote:Like we don't see enough of her already :rolleyes:

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest- ... ham-Norton



"Clare Balding wants to be a chat show host"


:dog: :dog: :dog: :dog: :dog: :dog:

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Since the only real requirement for a chat-show host these days is to be an arse-licker (Norton) with possibly a speech impediment as a way of jumping a rung or two (Ross) she could fit right in.

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We've enough with that hideous yucky tennis women who does question of sport. Wassanem? Sue barker I think?

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Scott Nelson wrote:It is Sue Barker and at one point she was shagging Ally McCoist.


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I'd probably fuck her after a couple of pints if she wasn't Sue Barker and had a different personality.

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smeggypants wrote:I'd probably fuck her after a couple of pints if she wasn't Sue Barker and had a different personality.


If it was two pints of Owd Todger, you could be Sue Barker and she could use a different personality to fuck you with.
Clare Balding might also be let in through your back door..........

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Scott Nelson wrote:Is that violins I can hear in the distance? :rolleyes:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-25167738



"I said 'What do you mean? The invasion of my privacy or my lifestyle choice' and she said 'Both'


Surely Miss Balding should know that being gay isn't a "choice". ??

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smeggypants wrote:Surely Miss Balding should know that being gay isn't a "choice". ??


For some it is.

http://www.imdb.com/video/screenplay/vi ... tt_pv_vi_1

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seriously , who gives a flying fuck about anyone's sexuality . i fucking don't :fingers:

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Scott Nelson wrote:Sadly, some people are still living in the dark ages :thumbdown:


And today's discussion is oxymorons.

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Sports presenter, all round carpet muncher and broadcaster Clare Balding has always been curious about her maternal great-grandfather and the 'thing that has been sort of whispered in the family - could he have been gay?' :roll:


http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b08yw6x6




Could she please fuck off to the US ?

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Can't stand Claire Balding. Another one of those protected figures of the Establishment.

On £200,000 a year for a few pretentious lines of nonsense

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