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Which part of her anatomy have you had rammed down your throat Scott ?

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Channel Hopper wrote:Which part of her anatomy have you had rammed down your throat Scott ?



She looks like she's got a clitoris bigger than my cock. Probably that!

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Channel Hopper wrote:Which part of her anatomy have you had rammed down your throat Scott ?



She looks like she's got a clitoris bigger than my cock. Probably that!


A whole 2 inch then Smeggy :rofl:



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smeggypants wrote:
Channel Hopper wrote:Which part of her anatomy have you had rammed down your throat Scott ?



She looks like she's got a clitoris bigger than my cock. Probably that!


A whole 2 inch then Smeggy :rofl:


On a good day, yup! :rofl: :rofl:

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Scott Nelson wrote:John Inverdale tried his luck with Clare Balding not realising she likes fish fingers :jester:

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Tried his Luck?........ Luck?

What would be 'Lucky' about that? :hmmm:

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Scott Nelson wrote:John Inverdale tried his luck with Clare Balding not realising she likes fish fingers :jester:

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Tried his Luck?........ Luck?

What would be 'Lucky' about that? :hmmm:


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Scott Nelson wrote:There is no escape from this woman, she's worse than the common cold:

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I bet she's your 'straight fantasy' - After all she looks like a bloke ;) :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :squeeze:

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Claire Balding is a lezzie, she wears a lezzie's hat, she wears cor blimey trousers (I can't remember the rest). :oops: :D :pp:



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Clare Balding replacing Aled Jones...do me a favour!
I ask you, have you ever seen either one in the same room together?!?!?

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Docteur Qui wrote:Clare Balding replacing Aled Jones...do me a favour!
I ask you, have you ever seen either one in the same room together?!?!?

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chinchin wrote:Claire Balding is a lezzie, she wears a lezzie's hat, she wears cor blimey trousers (I can't remember the rest). :oops: :D :pp:


... and licks her girlfriend's twat!

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chinchin wrote:Claire Balding is a lezzie, she wears a lezzie's hat, she wears cor blimey trousers (I can't remember the rest). :oops: :D :pp:


... and licks her girlfriend's twat!


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chinchin wrote:Claire Balding is a lezzie, she wears a lezzie's hat, she wears cor blimey trousers (I can't remember the rest). :oops: :D :pp:


... and licks her girlfriend's twat!


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:



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and her head is ferkin flat ?


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chinchin wrote:Claire Balding is a lezzie, she wears a lezzie's hat, she wears cor blimey trousers (I can't remember the rest). :oops: :D :pp:


... and licks her girlfriend's twat!



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Scott Nelson wrote:Okay, her sexuality isn't an issue for me, ....


Clever boy, sending mixed messages should both confuse and get her juiced up enough for your assault Scott.

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Take a cucumber when you visit. Goes well with anything fishy, or you can try it alone

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Me thinks Claire is your secret straight fantasy Scott :D :D

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Scott Nelson wrote:You must be joking! She's more butch than Vin Diesel!


That's my point :D :D :D

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