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Glenn A wrote:
Joe's Girl wrote:I lioke the Steven Seagal movies too. :oops:

The later ones are better as they are like the old Hong Kong films from the seventies with a low budget and bad acting, although still with some fantastic martial arts on show. His more recent ones tend to be filmed in Romania as the actors are dirt cheap to hire and the film company gets tax breaks. Most of his films seem to have fallen on the old and great Hong Kong plotlines of good guys take on drug dealers and slave traffickers. He's still awesome to watch.


He sure is. His fight scenes are said to be the most exciting on film, probably 'cos he did 'em instead of some bally stunt man. He is getting a big lad now tho', but I still like him.

He is the man I'd opt to walk thru' Moss Side with! :thumb:

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Here ya go Joe's Girl, Steven Segal doing it for real - he's an Aikido Master btw...


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I know he was the 'suprendo' in Aikedo, reputedly the hardest form of martial defence.

He makes it look so bluddy easy too, they look like they're dancing!

He's my kind of guy: musical with a soft heart and a total mastery of the art of self-defence.

If he's on Sky tonight I'll watch him. He is poetry in motion. :lovey:

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Very possibly the worst film ever made, Schlock
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwA2ZBsUpt8
So bad it's good.



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Mike Strutter wrote:
Plan 9 from out of Space


Brilliant!!

also 1,000,000 Years BC starring Raquel Welsh




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Mike Strutter wrote:Return of the Living Dead
was /is a classic in my eyes .....Linnea Quigley is a babe

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Return of the Living Dead, what a sound track as well - Cramps and The Damned.

In the same mould - Evil Dead III - Army Of Darkness definately the trashiest of the series.

Plan 9 from out of Space, Dark Eyes of London, 2000 Maniacs, Glen or Glenda.


I've got Evil Dead 3 on tape. :D
I love some of the one liners in it, and I'm known to occasionally say "Well heeello Mr Fancypants" every now and again. :D

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Glenn A wrote:Very possibly the worst film ever made, Schlock
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwA2ZBsUpt8
So bad it's good.


Looks good, is it meant to be a comedy? It's very funny.

Evil Dead 3 is so good.
Bruce Campbell is one of my favourite actors.



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Schlock is a comedy of sorts. I think it's a send up of all those B movies with monsters in.



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No one has mentioned They Saved Hitler's Brain about a group of insane Nazis who save Hitler's head in a jar and try to get it to take over the world. All it does is say mach schnell and Sieg Heil while the Nazis try to take over the world from a bunker in Brazil and an American agent tries to destroy their plan. It is very badly acted, the film seems to break up half way through, the budget is of Australian seventies soap variety, but is so bad it's good.



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I'm ashamed to say it, but I love Working Girl. First of all, Harrison Ford is so utterly bloody lovely in that movie. Second of all, the best line is when Joan Cusack picks up a dress and looks at the price tag and says, "Six thousand dollars?! And it's not even leather!"



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Glenn A wrote:No one has mentioned They Saved Hitler's Brain about a group of insane Nazis who save Hitler's head in a jar and try to get it to take over the world. All it does is say mach schnell and Sieg Heil while the Nazis try to take over the world from a bunker in Brazil and an American agent tries to destroy their plan. It is very badly acted, the film seems to break up half way through, the budget is of Australian seventies soap variety, but is so bad it's good.


Gawd. I thought it was a documentary. :D




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I love High School musical and camp rock :oops:

I blame my niece!

Thats my story and I am sticking to it! ;)



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Glenn A wrote:No one has mentioned They Saved Hitler's Brain about a group of insane Nazis who save Hitler's head in a jar and try to get it to take over the world. All it does is say mach schnell and Sieg Heil while the Nazis try to take over the world from a bunker in Brazil and an American agent tries to destroy their plan. It is very badly acted, the film seems to break up half way through, the budget is of Australian seventies soap variety, but is so bad it's good.


Gawd. I thought it was a documentary. :D


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