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I've seen some of those and they truly were horrendous. There's a glaring omission though, Plan 9 from Outer Space is easily the worst film ever.

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Plan 9 from Outer Space is brilliantly bad. :rolf:

I would place the last 15 Hollywood films advertised with their trailers on TV as being the worst of all time. :rofl: If a trailor contains the best bits, then these films are truly dire. :)

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They're not trying very hard. In my considered opinion 'Heavens Gate' is a fairly decent movie. Where are the Norman Wisdom films, or did they only ask people from Albania?

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I left ITV2 on ealrier and some terrible film came on, with Tom Cruise. I looked at the TV guide adn ti was called Eyes wide shut or something. I had to turn it off. Dreadful!!

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Swing wrote:They're not trying very hard. In my considered opinion 'Heavens Gate' is a fairly decent movie. Where are the Norman Wisdom films, or did they only ask people from Albania?


It's usually based on the films being flops at the box office when they were expected to do better.
The Happening is a decent film with a plot I'd never seen before, done well too.

Norman Wisdom films? How dare you, I'm going to tell Mr. Grimsdale :D



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What about George Formby movies too, they were awful :throwup:

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phild05 wrote:What about George Formby movies too, they were awful :throwup:


Oh Me, Oh My... :rofl:

I live less than a mile from his house *shakes fist like a 50's dad* :D

Just don't say Laurel and Hardy films are crap. :nono:

I would say pretty much any movie shown on the Sy-Fy channel on Sky should not have been made. They are all cheap remakes of shit current movies. :shrug:



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Stanley Tweedle wrote:
phild05 wrote:What about George Formby movies too, they were awful :throwup:


Oh Me, Oh My... :rofl:

I live less than a mile from his house *shakes fist like a 50's dad* :D

Just don't say Laurel and Hardy films are crap. :nono:

I would say pretty much any movie shown on the Sy-Fy channel on Sky should not have been made. They are all cheap remakes of shit current movies. :shrug:



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I've noticed those Sci-Fi channel movies, there isn;t a single one I'd want to watch, they're easy to spot, they were made last year or this and they suck. The CGI they use is laughable. The same actors appear in all of them :rofl:

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Awww love L&H films !!! 3 stooges as well!! I find the 'made for tv shit' is terrible!



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phild05 wrote:
Stanley Tweedle wrote:
phild05 wrote:What about George Formby movies too, they were awful :throwup:


Oh Me, Oh My... :rofl:

I live less than a mile from his house *shakes fist like a 50's dad* :D

Just don't say Laurel and Hardy films are crap. :nono:

I would say pretty much any movie shown on the Sy-Fy channel on Sky should not have been made. They are all cheap remakes of shit current movies. :shrug:



Hey Stan, anyone disses Laurel and Hardy and I'll be in your corner. Comic genius :splif:

I've noticed those Sci-Fi channel movies, there isn;t a single one I'd want to watch, they're easy to spot, they were made last year or this and they suck. The CGI they use is laughable. The same actors appear in all of them :rofl:

those films are called "mockbusters" phil :)

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Dolls wrote:Awww love L&H films !!! 3 stooges as well!!


Brillant stuff! And the Marx Brothers!!! Loved the Bob Hope and Bing Crosby films too


I find the 'made for tv shit' is terrible!



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smeggypants wrote:
Dolls wrote:Awww love L&H films !!! 3 stooges as well!!


Brillant stuff! And the Marx Brothers!!! Loved the Bob Hope and Bing Crosby films too


I find the 'made for tv shit' is terrible!



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george formby was mentioned , what about the screeching gracie fields . aaarrrrrrggghhhhhh

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How many vampire and werewolf films have there been since Twilight became a big hit, which was also crap. Read the books too, they were crap.

I saw a few Harold Lloyd films a few years back which I thought were very good.


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The Matt Leblanc war-comedy "All The Queen's Men" stands as the movie with the worst ROI of all movies, with a -99.92% return – do the math: it got back .08% of its budget.

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Channel Hopper wrote:The Matt Leblanc war-comedy "All The Queen's Men" stands as the movie with the worst ROI of all movies, with a -99.92% return – do the math: it got back .08% of its budget.


I remember that.
I quite liked it at the time. :oops:
I was 19 in 2001 though. :D



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Anybody seen Hercules in New York ?

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Channel Hopper wrote:Anybody seen Hercules in New York ?


Yep, that's certainly a candidate for one of the worst films ever made.

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phild05 wrote:http://www.chacha.com/gallery/2162/top-15-worst-movies-ever

I've seen some of those and they truly were horrendous. There's a glaring omission though, Plan 9 from Outer Space is easily the worst film ever.

It's more shocking that I've seen 10 out of the 15 mentioned there. :eek:

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I actually laughed a lot at that Norbert film so dunno why it's a disaster.

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