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Thinking about this, maybe the 'Music' forum isn't the most appropriate here... It may do better in either Science or Creative Arts forums?




















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LektroiD wrote:Thinking about this, maybe the 'Music' forum isn't the most appropriate here... It may do better in either Science or Creative Arts forums?


Don't you mean the Creative Farts forum?

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Mr Methane has left the building!

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John lee Pettimore wrote:Mr Methane has left the building!


Oh no...

THIS is Mr Methane.

(Turn the speakers up for this one and prepare to laugh your socks off.)

http://www.mrmethane.com/

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The Goodies did it so much better

http://www.themadmusicarchive.com/song_ ... ongID=2070

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smeggypants wrote:
LektroiD wrote:Thinking about this, maybe the 'Music' forum isn't the most appropriate here... It may do better in either Science or Creative Arts forums?


Don't you mean the Creative Farts forum?

:rofl:


Excuse me I do the really bad puns around here!!!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:




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Gunner 51 wrote:
John lee Pettimore wrote:Mr Methane has left the building!


Oh no...

THIS is Mr Methane.

(Turn the speakers up for this one and prepare to laugh your socks off.)

http://www.mrmethane.com/


Yes,Gunner,That Mr methane. He's a really nice bloke,met him a couple of times. :farting:

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i can whistle in my thongs :rofl:

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Only the second line didnt make me laugh me head off. Thanx OP :D


I thought musicians had an effects thing called a compressor for wind type effects. :chin:




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wotsit2 wrote:i can whistle in my thongs :rofl:


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I want to fart in a jar and freeze it. Then let it defrost under the wifes side of the bed, then i can blame her and kick her out of bed :rofl:

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Lord Gumble wrote:I want to fart in a jar and freeze it. Then let it defrost under the wifes side of the bed, then i can blame her and kick her out of bed :rofl:


really mean LG! :rofl:

i was so tempted to tell you why this is not possable but i didn't want to bore you :rofl:

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it was worth a try :rofl:

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i'm sure you can think of another mean trick to play on lady gumble that could give you an excuse to boot her out of bed.

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well i could dip her little finger in warm water which will make her piss the bed (and YES it does work) :howl:

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krissipandemic wrote:Only the second line didnt make me laugh me head off. Thanx OP :D


I thought musicians had an effects thing called a compressor for wind type effects. :chin:




:)


Nah that's a noise generator.

Or you could use a Ring(Piece) Modulator


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Lord Gumble wrote:well i could dip her little finger in warm water which will make her piss the bed (and YES it does work) :howl:


no it does not!! urban myth. seen it on mythbusters---very dodgy science though :)

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robinnia wrote:no it does not!! urban myth. seen it on mythbusters---very dodgy science though :)


I can afford beer, a family, Car, nice holidays, but Sky?? Way out of my price range :rofl: :rofl:

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John lee Pettimore wrote:
Gunner 51 wrote:
John lee Pettimore wrote:Mr Methane has left the building!


Oh no...

THIS is Mr Methane.

(Turn the speakers up for this one and prepare to laugh your socks off.)

http://www.mrmethane.com/


Yes,Gunner,That Mr methane. He's a really nice bloke,met him a couple of times. :farting:


Cool, is he from Macclesfield by any chance? His accent sounds a bit Macclesfield-ish. :cheers:

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