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Lord Snarebottom wrote:She does nothing for me. Just as movies with too many special effects are tired and boring, I find Beyonce's warbling as tedious and uninspired as the vocal gymnastics of Mariah Carey.

They are like guitar players who play too many notes, instead of focusing on the *right* notes. There is absolutely nothing original about her or any of the warbling divas. They are beyond boring.


Interesting, as I also find Mariah Carey's vocal gymnastics a turn off and much prefer her when she actually sings a song. not much vocal gymnastics in that clip for me. Just great singing. But each to their own :)

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Lord Snarebottom wrote:She does nothing for me. Just as movies with too many special effects are tired and boring, I find Beyonce's warbling as tedious and uninspired as the vocal gymnastics of Mariah Carey.

They are like guitar players who play too many notes, instead of focusing on the *right* notes. There is absolutely nothing original about her or any of the warbling divas. They are beyond boring.


Interesting, as I also find Mariah Carey's vocal gymnastics a turn off and much prefer her when she actually sings a song. not much vocal gymnastics in that clip for me. Just great singing. But each to their own :)


C'mon, just admit that you think she's hot, and that your opinion travels with your libido. :rofl:



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Lord Snarebottom wrote:
smeggypants wrote:
Lord Snarebottom wrote:She does nothing for me. Just as movies with too many special effects are tired and boring, I find Beyonce's warbling as tedious and uninspired as the vocal gymnastics of Mariah Carey.

They are like guitar players who play too many notes, instead of focusing on the *right* notes. There is absolutely nothing original about her or any of the warbling divas. They are beyond boring.


Interesting, as I also find Mariah Carey's vocal gymnastics a turn off and much prefer her when she actually sings a song. not much vocal gymnastics in that clip for me. Just great singing. But each to their own :)


C'mon, just admit that you think she's hot, and that your opinion travels with your libido. :rofl:


Nah, I love Beyonces singing.

And yeah she is also hot. :hubba: :hubba: :hubba: :hubba: :hubba:


Out of Interest... :)

I love Aretha Franklin's singing and I do not think she is hot whatsoever :)

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Lord Snarebottom wrote:She does nothing for me. Just as movies with too many special effects are tired and boring, I find Beyonce's warbling as tedious and uninspired as the vocal gymnastics of Mariah Carey.

They are like guitar players who play too many notes, instead of focusing on the *right* notes. There is absolutely nothing original about her or any of the warbling divas. They are beyond boring.


Interesting, as I also find Mariah Carey's vocal gymnastics a turn off and much prefer her when she actually sings a song. not much vocal gymnastics in that clip for me. Just great singing. But each to their own :)


C'mon, just admit that you think she's hot, and that your opinion travels with your libido. :rofl:


Nah, I love Beyonces singing.

And yeah she is also hot. :hubba: :hubba: :hubba: :hubba: :hubba:


Out of Interest... :)

I love Aretha Franklin's singing and I do not think she is hot whatsoever :)


Well I can't stand Kylie Minogue's singing, but I sure would like to shag her! ;)



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Well I can't stand Kylie Minogue's singing, but I sure would like to shag her! ;)


Agreed on both counts


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Oh my days, Smeggy. That last picture will give me nightmares, someone pass the Brain Bleach! :vomit:

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Ms Minoque was on t' TV being interviewed a couple of weeks ago and looked even worse than those photos. she's going the same way as Kate Jackson, who has had so many face lifts her eyes slant upwards now ..

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What was Kate Jackson in? I can't say that I recognise her.

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she was in charlies angels tangs :thumb:

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Probably a bit before my time, thanks Wots. :)

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no problem gunns :)
sorry i got your name wrong :doh:
yeah it may well be before your time the series was made in the 1970's :)

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Gunner 51 wrote:What was Kate Jackson in? I can't say that I recognise her.


sigh ...I feel Old now !!!! :D




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thats cos you are annie
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Don't worry about it, Wots. It happens to us all.
I feel kind of old when I hear about stuff like Lady Gaga and all the showbiz stuff on people I've never heard of.

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Gunner 51 wrote:Don't worry about it, Wots. It happens to us all.
I feel kind of old when I hear about stuff like Lady Gaga and all the showbiz stuff on people I've never heard of.


I feel a lot younger every time I feel Lady GaGa. :hyenas: :hyenas:

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wotsit2 wrote:thats cos you are annie
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