Smeggy's Forums

Forums where you CAN vent!

Skip to content

Engelbert Humperdinck to represent the UK in Eurovision 2012

Altogether now.... in the key of Bb!!!

Top Forum Index Page New Posts

Posted on

      

Engelbert Humperdinck to represent the UK in Eurovision 2012.

:howl: :howl: :howl: :howl:

No really it's true .....

http://www.eurovision.tv/page/news?id=48013&_t=engelbert_humperdinck_is_united_kingdom_entrant


Image

-----|0| None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free. |0|-----

"Capitalism profits from War - Humanity profits from Peace."

User avatar
Aliens Ate My Chicken!
Posts: 119010
Joined: Sat Dec 15, 2007 8:32 am
Location: Smegland
How Hot Are You?: The Big Bang!!
Current Mood: Won Tons Mons

Top Forum Index Page New Posts

Posted on

      

:eek: :throwup: not old Engeline Dumpertruck :rofl:



It's march 1st not April 1st :rofl:


Gawd :groan:



User avatar
Forum Slapper Lush
Posts: 35433
Joined: Sun May 25, 2008 9:53 pm
Location: East London with Just Dave now.
How Hot Are You?: Centre Of The Sun
Current Mood: Eff it.

Top Forum Index Page New Posts

Posted on

      

smeggypants wrote:Engelbert Humperdinck to represent the UK in Eurovision 2012.

:howl: :howl: :howl: :howl:

No really it's true .....

http://www.eurovision.tv/page/news?id=48013&_t=engelbert_humperdinck_is_united_kingdom_entrant


Image


We're sure to lose then. :piss: European Song Contest



User avatar
Super Smegsterwegsta
Posts: 4775
Joined: Sat Feb 28, 2009 8:00 pm
How Hot Are You?: Centre Of The Sun
Current Mood: Changeable

Top Forum Index Page New Posts

Posted on

      

Dolls wrote::eek: :throwup: not old Engeline Dumpertruck :rofl:



It's march 1st not April 1st :rofl:


Gawd :groan:


I was wonderin' :) :)

-----|0| None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free. |0|-----

"Capitalism profits from War - Humanity profits from Peace."

User avatar
Aliens Ate My Chicken!
Posts: 119010
Joined: Sat Dec 15, 2007 8:32 am
Location: Smegland
How Hot Are You?: The Big Bang!!
Current Mood: Won Tons Mons

Top Forum Index Page New Posts

Posted on

      

Fook, he's had a shitload of plastic surgery then? :eek:

The competition is a joke anyway. Why hasn;t it been put down? :evil:

Planets and Atmospheres: http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/philter4
The Dome of Clement: http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/philter2#
Minimal Cheese available at http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/philter
Website: http://www.philter.org

User avatar
Grand Master
Posts: 7301
Joined: Wed Oct 20, 2010 10:16 pm

Top Forum Index Page New Posts

Posted on

      

phild05 wrote:Fook, he's had a shitload of plastic surgery then? :eek:


Looks like that pic has been photoshopped too


The competition is a joke anyway. Why hasn't it been put down? :evil:


Some of the countries treat it as just that and enter comedy acts. I think they have the right idea :) _ wogan is the one who should be put down

-----|0| None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free. |0|-----

"Capitalism profits from War - Humanity profits from Peace."

User avatar
Aliens Ate My Chicken!
Posts: 119010
Joined: Sat Dec 15, 2007 8:32 am
Location: Smegland
How Hot Are You?: The Big Bang!!
Current Mood: Won Tons Mons

Top Forum Index Page New Posts

Posted on

      

smeggypants wrote:Some of the countries treat it as just that and enter comedy acts



He couldn't be worse than Scooch, even if hump had already passed away.



A deranged few thought they could win :shrug:

The best facial is a daily facial.

User avatar
Insane Poster
Posts: 24327
Joined: Sat Apr 18, 2009 6:40 pm
How Hot Are You?: Siberia
Current Mood: unknown

Top Forum Index Page New Posts

Posted on

      

smeggypants wrote:
phild05 wrote:Fook, he's had a shitload of plastic surgery then? :eek:


Looks like that pic has been photoshopped too


The competition is a joke anyway. Why hasn't it been put down? :evil:


Some of the countries treat it as just that and enter comedy acts. I think they have the right idea :) _ wogan is the one who should be put down

graham norton does it now smeggy :)

Trying is the first step towards failure...Homer Simpson
"Ahhhhhh bollox.... whats the point "... Me :D
I would like to thank the MOD for all of their support over the years ...thanks for fuck all :fingers:
do whaaaaaa ? :tizzles:

User avatar
It's all bollocks!
Posts: 47305
Joined: Mon Aug 18, 2008 10:33 am
Location: Sunny, scintillating Blackpool . Riiiiiiiiggggghhhhhhhtttttt
How Hot Are You?: A Nice English Summer's Day
Current Mood: FUCKIN' FUCKITTY BOLLOCKS !!!

Top Forum Index Page New Posts

Posted on

      

wotsit2 wrote:
smeggypants wrote:
phild05 wrote:Fook, he's had a shitload of plastic surgery then? :eek:


Looks like that pic has been photoshopped too


The competition is a joke anyway. Why hasn't it been put down? :evil:


Some of the countries treat it as just that and enter comedy acts. I think they have the right idea :) _ wogan is the one who should be put down

graham norton does it now smeggy :)


:doh: :doh: :doh:

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

-----|0| None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free. |0|-----

"Capitalism profits from War - Humanity profits from Peace."

User avatar
Aliens Ate My Chicken!
Posts: 119010
Joined: Sat Dec 15, 2007 8:32 am
Location: Smegland
How Hot Are You?: The Big Bang!!
Current Mood: Won Tons Mons

Top Forum Index Page New Posts

Posted on

      

Channel Hopper wrote:
smeggypants wrote:Some of the countries treat it as just that and enter comedy acts



He couldn't be worse than Scooch, even if hump had already passed away.



A deranged few thought they could win :shrug:


2:47 "would you like something to suck on for landing sir!" :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: - No wonder Graham Norton loved it!!

I love this in a cheesy catchy sort of way and that Dark Haired bird always has the most fantastic arse!!! :hubba: :hubba:

I'm dancing around my handbag!! :D

-----|0| None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free. |0|-----

"Capitalism profits from War - Humanity profits from Peace."

User avatar
Aliens Ate My Chicken!
Posts: 119010
Joined: Sat Dec 15, 2007 8:32 am
Location: Smegland
How Hot Are You?: The Big Bang!!
Current Mood: Won Tons Mons

Top Forum Index Page New Posts

Posted on

      

Channel Hopper wrote:
smeggypants wrote:Some of the countries treat it as just that and enter comedy acts



He couldn't be worse than Scooch, even if hump had already passed away.



A deranged few thought they could win :shrug:


"Would you like some salted nuts, Sir?" :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
That was hilariously bad - they were like a Steps trbute band who had been locked underground since 1997 and only just been let out! :D
Surprised Engelbert was chosen though, I mean, he's not really associated with Eurovision (unlike say, Cliff Richard who has also had enormous success outside of it).

"Who does the washing? Who does the drying? No one, with this washer dryer" - Jim Bowen

I still need you there beside me
No matter what I do
For I know
I'll never find another you
- The Seekers

"Life is what happens to you when you're away making other plans" - John Lennon

"Names Gene Hunt, your DCI and its 1973. Almost dinner time. I'm havin' hoops!"

User avatar
Complete Nutter!!
Posts: 10282
Joined: Wed May 28, 2008 10:19 am
Location: St. Albans, UK
How Hot Are You?: A Nice English Summer's Day
Current Mood: What a shitload of fuck


Share this Topic on Facebook:

Return to Music

Similar topics

  • Topics
    Replies
    Views
    Last post
    Top of Page

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 22 guests

cron