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In your personal opinion, what artists/songs out there do you think should never have been released into the general public? :chin: It got me pondering as I reminisced about my childhood. I would like to start the ball rolling with these two:


Daphne and Celeste - Ooh Stick You. I'm ashamed to say I once called Capital FM to request that song to be played. :oops: Of course my musical tastes have improved a little since then. :doh:

But anyways, what are your suggestions? And if you want, post a YouTube clip so we can all cower away with our ears hanging off. :thumb:


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Anything connected with Simon Cowell is dire. That bloke should be arrested for crimes against music. And for crimes against entertainment, with that awful Britain's Got Talent tripe :mad1:

The roll call of others is too long for me to list. Just a few: New Kids On The Block, The Venga Boys, Bros, S Club 7, Little Jimmy Osmond, Rick Astley, Westlife and whoever did that junk food single about pizzas and burgers :mad1:

Atrocious, the lot of 'em.

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The most recent one that springs to mind is the dreaded Crazy Frog. People who bought that should be publicly humiliated with rotten tomatoes chucked at 'em I say. :doh:




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Trixiebelle wrote:The most recent one that springs to mind is the dreaded Crazy Frog. People who bought that should be publicly humiliated with rotten tomatoes chucked at 'em I say. :doh:

I forgot about that little amphibian git :mad1: :mad1: :mad1:




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Jenifer Rush and The Power of Love - makes me want to vomit

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Jonathan King anybody?




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Bowker's cat wrote:Jonathan King anybody?

I like his first hit Everyone's Gone To The Moon. After that, he proved to be a vapid twit who could only make silly pop pastiches.

And later revelations confirmed what an utter creep he really was :nono:




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mr. mustard wrote:
Bowker's cat wrote:Jonathan King anybody?

I like his first hit Everyone's Gone To The Moon. After that, he proved to be a vapid twit who could only make silly pop pastiches.

And later revelations confirmed what an utter creep he really was :nono:


Everyone's Gone To The Moon was good, and Sugar Sugar, and Johnny Reggae.
Lol that he made a single called It's Illegal, It's Immoral, It's Unhealthy.

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He did a song called Loop Di Love under the name 'Shag' as well :eek4:




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James Blunt




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And Seaside Shuffle,J ohnny Reggae and christ knows what other dross.




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Cat O'Tonic wrote:James Blunt

I don't like his voice. Are t'knackers in a vice? :chin:




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Cat O'Tonic wrote:James Blunt




:D :D :D :rofl: :rofl:



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Mariah Carey killing Harry Nilsson's version of Without You :banghead:



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No Chance wrote:
Cat O'Tonic wrote:James Blunt




:D :D :D :rofl: :rofl:


That's my idea of hell :D




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Psycho_Paul wrote:Mariah Carey killing Harry Nilsson's version of Without You :banghead:

OH YES, YES, YES Paul! How did I forget that particular pile of codswallop? :D




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One word......


Doherty.

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Going back a bit ...

what about these abominations? Played by the DJ at a function I attended this weekend.
Racey - 'Some Girls Will.' Made much worse by the fact that the lead singer obviously really fancied himself as a babe magnet. They were all fugly.

Rubettes - 'Sugar Baby Love.' That falsetto 'aaah, aaah, aaah, aaah, aaah, aaaah' bit was cringeworthy and I shudder now at the very memory of it. They were all fugly an'all.

The Nolans - 'Im In The Mood For Dancing' - if only they had recorded it a tone or a semitone down. That lead singer is straining on all the high notes and it is painful to listen to.

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Bjork at the Olympic Games;


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Raffles wrote:Bjork at the Olympic Games;




Add to that crimes against hair and makeup. :D

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