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:doh: All ok,FFS I forgot about the holding down the on/off switch and the start button together.. silly mare I am,anyway she done that it's back to life. :)

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I didn't think it was the battery,it's rare I think that Apple batteries die.

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How do you milk sheep?

Release another iPhone

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crumbs wrote:Once you've gone iOS there's no going back. You should try it one day ......



Where have I heard that before ?




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crumbs wrote:Are you two still stuck with your Android shite? Never had an iPhone? Ignorance is bliss. :D

Once you've gone iOS there's no going back. You should try it one day instead of looking on enviously at those who have the best mobile phones and the best mobile OS.


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crumbs wrote:Once you've gone iOS there's no going back. You should try it one day ......



Where have I heard that before ?




Ah yes, taking it up the shitter :hyenas:


Or in crumbs' case, the iShitter


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crumbs wrote:Never mind them, Dolls. It reminds me of when I bought my first ever Porsche - people would wind down the windows of their Ford Fiestas and tell me it's a crap car. The only time they'd ever get to sit in a Porsche is when they're cleaning it. Or nicking it. :D :D :D

It's the same with Apple products - only the best for the best. :pp:



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crumbs wrote:iPhone 8 will be out during Apple's autumn release schedule. It happens every year. It'll be a fantastic phone.


I take it from your other post on non Apple phones

quote="crumbs"]It'd be safer to enclose their phones in a condom before shoving it up their arses.



So the iP8 will be rectally approved without the requirement of PrEP or prophylactics.

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I have an issue with the latest iphone costing almost as much as a macbook. Wtf?
Same with top spec android too i suppose.
But wtf?
Remember the bt phone ad "its good to talk"? Nah better to check fb and/or grindr. Tinder facefook whatsass? All the same eh? :rofl:



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