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crumbs wrote:The sexiest people buy Apple kit. Nerds and the socially inadequate buy Android phones. :D

Point me to a model, superstar, a celebrity or a successful person who doesn't own an iPhone. It's the world's most desirable phone and always has been.

The cleverest people own an iPhone:

http://vaultfeed.com/study-finds-that-i ... ung-users/

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Those who own Android phones also smell of piss. :D :D :D


I is gonna buy that product cos celebrities use them, innit. Ya get me bro


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crumbs wrote:The point is that successful people use iPhones. Google any poll/survey you want to. It's the most desirable phone out there by a long, long way.

And those who use an iPhone never go back to Android. Many come from Android to iPhone and realise just how shit Android actually is. :D


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"Vacuous celebs use dem iphones innit. if I buy an iphone I can become a vacuous celeb too, yeh?"

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I have GSM phone in the other room, and had an Inmarsat terminal years ago, both work where neither of the pretenders can.

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People in the spotlight get iphones for free.
Its part of the red carpet advertisement bollocks.
Show up to a premiere of a film it advertises the film and in return they get free stuff.

Ive used apple and apart ftom the difference in price theres nothing much different apart from the added security. Though i buy anti virus which for 6 devices is iirc is £60 per year.



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Is that retarded cock jockey still chiming on about fucking Iphones?

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They must have released a minor software update and he's spent 4 hours wanking himself silly over it :)

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Mr Squirrel wrote:Is that retarded cock jockey still chiming on about fucking Iphones?


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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: I'd rather fill my foreskin with angry wasps than use Apple products

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crumbs wrote:Making the world's best desktop OS even better, macOS High Sierra beta is out now. It will be officially released this Autumn. See here for the new delights this OS will offer:

God bless Apple!

I use Windows 10 every day. It is like driving a Lady compared to the Porsche that macOS Sierra is.


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Nah you meant lady :)

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They're not actually killed off of course, they just don't receive the latest updates. Our house has gen1 and 2 iPads , both still work, very well in fact, though it is becoming excedingly difficult to track down Pre-2014 apps for the former.

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As our Apple fanboy has gone AWOL in a mysterious fashion I have taken it upon myself to announce the Apple 'event' taking place at the brand new Steve Jobs Theatre today. It will be livestreamed on various Apple devices and also using the Edge browser on Windows 10 at 6pm UK time.

The two iPhones from last year will be updated, plus there will be the rumoured iPhone X with the super wraparound OLED screen bought in from Samsung.

I'm sure there are some closet Apple fans on here who will watch avidly. :wave:

I have to declare an interest. I decided recently that I needed a tablet and after much umming and arrring I decided on an iPad. Partly because of ioS 11 which is also released today. The latest iPad is a very reasonably priced £340. Though I got an iPad Pro, which is somewhat dearer.

So I will be watching.

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Diabs......you've gone to the dark side :D

Is the iPad pro the bigger one? I've got a 10 incher oooh err :D One of these. Cost me about £170 I think. Does the job very well.

http://www.samsung.com/uk/tablets/galax ... 80NZKABTU/



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Resonance wrote:Diabs......you've gone to the dark side :D

Is the iPad pro the bigger one? I've got a 10 incher oooh err :D One of these. Cost me about £170 I think. Does the job very well.

http://www.samsung.com/uk/tablets/galax ... 80NZKABTU/


The new 2017 ipad pros come in 10.5 and 12.9" screen sizes, I got the smaller one.

My move to the iPad was for several reasons -

1) Alternative to Google Play apps, some app store ones are rather better.
I needed to buy some accurate scales in connection with a health problem I have (no, I'm neither grossly overweight or anorexic) and wanted them to send the readiings to my PC.
Only one model wasn't Apple only, a Garmin one, so I got that. The Garmin software on PC works but is poor. Android app didn't work at all. iPad app works well.

2) Technical superiority. I'm only talking about iPads not the phones or computers here. The new iPad Pro has a much faster processor than any other tablet and many laptops. Not usually important for most but depends what you use it for.
I use it as input to my hifi and it has a good audio output (DAC).
Cameras the same as iPhone 7, not that I'll use them much.

3) iOS 11 gives the iPad a much better operating system than Android. It can replace my laptop for 99% of my computing tasks.


My first set of favourite tablets were all Android until I figured out the above. :)

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