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Come on smegsters,

This aint the Oxford Dictionary, its ruder!!!

Heres the link

Whats youir fav entry and why? fukinell, there millions there to chosse from and they are hilarious!!!

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April baby, found that quite amusing

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Geetar

Quite possibly the most annoying and stupid way to refer to a "guitar". Proper guitarist never say "geetar" as it's just too damn idiotic. Ranked with the word "exqueeseme".
Example1:

1st person: Dude, come look at my geetar.

2nd person: *Thumps first person.*

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Come on people, post the word AND the meaning!!!

i'm just getting the meaning of my fav words!!!

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I like the one from 'White Chicks' film.

BF
Bitch Fit.

As in 'I'm gonna have a BF'



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VAGINATOR[


1. A super lesbian that takes male hormone injections to look more like a guy than they already do.

2. A skanky lesbian.

3. A guy who sleeps with just about every chick he sees.
Chris Crocker is a Vaginator (definition 1)

Britney Spears is a Vaginator (definition 2)

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chav-alanche

A large group of chavs and chavettes walking down the street or hanging around on a street corner, smoking and sometimes drunk. Like an avalanche, you may get swallowed up bt the crowd, and possibly killed by the cloud of smoke and cheap perfume that lingers! It is recomended to stay away if at all possible!

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coin wanking
the act of jangling change held in a suit trouser pocket, usually performed by male office workers whilst stood chatting to colleagues
to stand near someone, chatting to them, but simultaneously coin wanking by caressing and fondling the change in your pocket



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this urban dick is good a?

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Lord Gumble wrote:this urban dick is good a?


Usually something Scott would say. :rofl:



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Drafternoon
any time after 12:00pm to start pouring cold ones
My morning has sucked a fat one, I cant wait for the drafternoon.

One for us who like a drink. :)



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Stanley Tweedle wrote:Drafternoon
any time after 12:00pm to start pouring cold ones
My morning has sucked a fat one, I cant wait for the drafternoon.

One for us who like a drink. :)

i gutta remember that one mate!!

i only drink after 12:01

before that im considered an alcoholic!!

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cheers smeggs!!

i thought it was a funny website lol!!!!

You know after all the crap, get people talking again lol!!!!

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Lord Gumble wrote:
Stanley Tweedle wrote:Drafternoon
any time after 12:00pm to start pouring cold ones
My morning has sucked a fat one, I cant wait for the drafternoon.

One for us who like a drink. :)

i gutta remember that one mate!!

i only drink after 12:01

before that im considered an alcoholic!!


I've been in a pub before midday and asked for a triple vodka and coke. I'd been up since 2am, but the barmaid said 'It's a bit early innit'. :rofl:
'Well it is a pub!' I said.
It didn't help that I was on my own too. :D Cheeky *****.



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alcoholic.. you shouted ....:) :) :nono: :nono: :nono: :mad: :beer1: :doh: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers:

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smeggypants
fuck off to bed an try you .....Cunt ........smeggylad ...;)


You ... You ...... bolollocks ..................



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Alkie alert :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank:

Does that satisfy you're red writing fetish mate. lol.



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My fave word from UD...

Dingleberry (Though in my day, we just called 'em klinkers.)

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Lex iniusta non est lex

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Trying is the first step towards failure...Homer Simpson
"Ahhhhhh bollox.... whats the point "... Me :D
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