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Gizoogle Textilizer. Paste or type some text into the box and translate it into Snoop Dog Gansta Rap.
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Here's an explanation of quantum mechanics.
In physics, quantum mechanics is tha study of tha relatizzles between energy quanta (radiation) n rappa in particizzle tizzy between valence shell electrons n photons. Quantum mechanics is a fundamizzles branch of physics wit wide applications in both experizzles n theorizzle physics cuz its a doggy dog world. Quantum theory generalizzles all classical theories, includ'n mechanics, electromizzle (except general relativizzle n provides accurate descriptions fo` many previously unexplained phenomena S-to-tha-izzuch as black body radiation n stable electron orbits.The effects of quantum mechanics is typically not observable on macroscizzles scales, but become evident at tha atomic n subatizzle level. All of tha fundamizzle interactions except gravity is signifizzles in tha realm of quantum mechanics , chill yo.


Here's some advice from the Health and Safety Executive on The Safe Off-loading of Reinforcement Fabric in the Construction Industry:
Hazards
the dippin' of reinfizzle fabric carries tha rizzy of serious injury if safe working
practizzles aint adopted. Holla! key hazards is persons fall'n friznom vehicles while preparizzles fo` lift'n i.e. plac'n dunnage or attach'n lift'n sl'n.
also: loads pimpin' due to:
i loss of bundle integrity i.e. by cruisin' on bundle ties
ii unsafe perpetratin' equipment i.e crane of insufficient lift'n capacizzles lift truck wit
inadequate fork spizzay or length, defective trippin' etc.
iii unsafe ballin' methods.
iv being struck by a ho-slappin' load, site transport/lift trucks etc.
otha potential hazards could be:
puncture wounds from tha bundle wizzy ends n musculoskelizzles injuries frizzay twisting
bundle tying wire.
the examples detailed above is hazards but tha underly'n cause of accidents often lies
wit inadequate straight trippin' n poorly planned lift'n operations n not tha hazard itself.

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I feel I should point out clause 8 of Smeggy's Terms and Conditions:

8 in all flavas. One, two three and to tha four. 3rd party websites.
smeggys aint responsible fo` tha content or availability of any 3rd party websites linked through this website or otherwise fo' sheezy. any links ta 3rd party websites ot content friznom such uploaded ta this website by you is yo sole responsibily n you agree ta not makes any claim drug deala against us in respect of such fo` any reason, includ'n but not limited ta damage or loss ta you or any 3rd party n shit. any contact, weed-smokin' or associations between you n any rappa merchants or any otha 3rd parties found on or via this website, includ'n delivery of or payment fo` products, services n any wanna be gangsta terms, conditions, warranties or representizzles associated wit siznuch deal'n, is solely between you n tha relevant pimp merchant or otha 3rd party. you agree not ta hold us liable fo` any loss or damage of any kind incurred as tha result of any S-to-tha-izzuch deal'n, associations or contact now pass the glock Anotha dogg house production.

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:D :D :D :rofl: Excellent site! :thumb:

Here is some random laptop info from Ebuyer..


Processor cuz this is how we do it: Intel® Core™2 Duo Processor T5250 (1.5 GHz), Frizzay side bus (FSB) 667 MHz 667 MHz
Memory: Dizzy slots (667 MHz support) 2 2, DDR2-667 SDRAM 2048MB Up ta 2 GB
BIOS fo' rizeal: BIOS Flash EPROM Phoenix Fizzirst BIOS Phoenix Fizzirst BIOS
Hard D-to-tha-izzisk drives (internal) * . Nigga get shut up or get wet up: S.M.A.R.T. 160 GB S-ATA 150 (5400rpm), * 1 Gbyte equals one billion bytes, wizzle referr'n ta hard diznisk drive, capacizzles accessible capacity may vary, also ridin' on used software n tool.


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I'll use this opportunity to post a link myself; it's hardly worth a new thread, I don't think, but while I'm here, elgooG is pointless but fun!

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Here's what he said about phone hoes :rofl:

"You need ta be flexible n put in vizzle long n unsociable hours sometizzles but when you git yo weekly paycheck all tha sacrifice seems worth it.

You wll be expected ta keep yo nigga online as long as possible as you is paid by tha second. Some companies expect a minimum cizzall time fo` each cizzall (on averge over tha week) this is usualy not less than 5 mins n can be very difficult ta achieve if you git tha W-R-to-tha-izzong type of gangsta.

So, contrary ta what some thugz have written you cannot be lazy n M-to-tha-izzust makes sure yo home environment is conducive and cant no hood fuck with death rizzow. For example, no noise in tha background, being in a quiet place on yo own, etc.

But if you is bright, chatty, hizzle a sexy voice n a good imagizzles - dizzle let anyone put you off coz it can be fun n not all of tha calla W-to-tha-izzant ta rap `bout sex so sit back relax new jacks get smacked"




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ThinBoy wrote:I feel I should point out clause 8 of Smeggy's Terms and Conditions:

8 in all flavas. One, two three and to tha four. 3rd party websites.
smeggys aint responsible fo` tha content or availability of any 3rd party websites linked through this website or otherwise fo' sheezy. any links ta 3rd party websites ot content friznom such uploaded ta this website by you is yo sole responsibily n you agree ta not makes any claim drug deala against us in respect of such fo` any reason, includ'n but not limited ta damage or loss ta you or any 3rd party n shit. any contact, weed-smokin' or associations between you n any rappa merchants or any otha 3rd parties found on or via this website, includ'n delivery of or payment fo` products, services n any wanna be gangsta terms, conditions, warranties or representizzles associated wit siznuch deal'n, is solely between you n tha relevant pimp merchant or otha 3rd party. you agree not ta hold us liable fo` any loss or damage of any kind incurred as tha result of any S-to-tha-izzuch deal'n, associations or contact now pass the glock Anotha dogg house production.


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I might actually use that :)

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