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http://www.police.uk/

Just been on the BBC news so site is overwhelmed at the moment, but looks cool the 2 minutes I was able to access it. :)

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I suspect there will be a few surprises when that appears, in the sense that some areas which you imagine to have low crime figures actually don't and vice versa.

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indeed. :)

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Feck, there was a crime on our road :eek: 2 more on the main road :eek:

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So, how are these figures derived ?

Crimes reported, confirmed as committed, actively persued or solved ?

Our locality last spotted plod about a year ago, and the two PCSO replacements prefer to check the neighbourhood three postcodes away.

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smeggypants wrote:http://www.police.uk/

Just been on the BBC news so site is overwhelmed at the moment, but looks cool the 2 minutes I was able to access it. :)


I's all a ruse to get people's post codes for commercial reasons.
Not wise to give out such personal info on the net. They can tap your post code into a data base and hey presto, they have your address.

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smeggypants wrote:http://www.police.uk/

Just been on the BBC news so site is overwhelmed at the moment, but looks cool the 2 minutes I was able to access it. :)


I's all a ruse to get people's post codes for commercial reasons.
Not wise to give out such personal info on the net. They can tap your post code into a data base and hey presto, they have your address.

Beware!


I'm sure the police can get your details without this site :) - And you don't have to type your postcode in, just the town. I'm off to give it a go. See if there's been any nuclear warheads stolen down my road recently. :)

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Here is the crime round here. Doesn't really tell me fuck all tbh, except there is a load of anti-social/violent types :thumbdown:

http://www.police.uk/crime/?q=Scarborou ... crimetypes



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Burglary 0
Anti-social behaviour 5
Robbery 0
Vehicle crime 1
Violent crime 0

Quite happy with that.



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it would be easier to show where theres no crime on a map for round here :hyenas:

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smeggypants wrote:
Rocky wrote:
smeggypants wrote:http://www.police.uk/

Just been on the BBC news so site is overwhelmed at the moment, but looks cool the 2 minutes I was able to access it. :)


I's all a ruse to get people's post codes for commercial reasons.
Not wise to give out such personal info on the net. They can tap your post code into a data base and hey presto, they have your address.

Beware!


I'm sure the police can get your details without this site :) - And you don't have to type your postcode in, just the town. I'm off to give it a go. See if there's been any nuclear warheads stolen down my road recently. :)


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wotsit2 wrote:says it all really . the sites probably been hacked :rofl:
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/5/20110201/tuk-govt-s-crime-map-website-crashes-wit-45dbed5.html


But this morning, members of social media sites such as Twitter reported having problems accessing the web page and that they were receiving an error message.


Or it might just be be those that use Twitter at fault.

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Rocky wrote:
smeggypants wrote:
Rocky wrote:
smeggypants wrote:http://www.police.uk/

Just been on the BBC news so site is overwhelmed at the moment, but looks cool the 2 minutes I was able to access it. :)


I's all a ruse to get people's post codes for commercial reasons.
Not wise to give out such personal info on the net. They can tap your post code into a data base and hey presto, they have your address.

Beware!


I'm sure the police can get your details without this site :) - And you don't have to type your postcode in, just the town. I'm off to give it a go. See if there's been any nuclear warheads stolen down my road recently. :)


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I couldn't get anywhere on the so called Police UK link. Each time I clicked on the site link my computer froze and came to a sudden halt. Tried it several times since and still I can't gain access. WTFs wrong, was it a spoof site? :confused:



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It was fine overnight. I can't access it at the moment either. It's probably overloaded today as it's been advertised on the MSM. Try after midnight when the masses are in bed :)

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Rocky wrote:
Rocky wrote:
smeggypants wrote:
Rocky wrote:
smeggypants wrote:http://www.police.uk/

Just been on the BBC news so site is overwhelmed at the moment, but looks cool the 2 minutes I was able to access it. :)


I's all a ruse to get people's post codes for commercial reasons.
Not wise to give out such personal info on the net. They can tap your post code into a data base and hey presto, they have your address.

Beware!


I'm sure the police can get your details without this site :) - And you don't have to type your postcode in, just the town. I'm off to give it a go. See if there's been any nuclear warheads stolen down my road recently. :)


:rofl:


I couldn't get anywhere on the so called Police UK link. Each time I clicked on the site link my computer froze and came to a sudden halt. Tried it several times since and stil I can't gain access. WTFs wrong, was it a spoof site? :confused:


What it shows, I believe, is that people are very concerned about their safety. Something which successive governments have failed to recognise, probably because they're too busy warning us of spurious 'terrorist threats'. I have been on one site, which shows the hottest crime spots in the UK. What is interesting is that, as I suspected, many of them are not places I would normally expect to be in those lists.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1352354/Police-crime-map-website-crashes-75-000-people-MINUTE-log-on.html?ito=feeds-newsxml

ps Newgate Street in Newcastle is close to The Bigg Market where all the bars are, so the statistics probaby reflect that fact.

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The site has certainly captured the public's interest. The site has been down several times today already :)

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probably by criminals looking for new areas to go to phil :rofl:

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Hang on, Wots, sounds like my front door's getting kicked in :rofl:

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